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When I was like ten I pointed out to my parents that the King of the Netherlands and the then-Queen of the United Kingdom had birthdays just six days removed from each other because I thought it was cool. No one besides me cared though, because it is of course quite meaningless.

@Klaus_Schwab2 @MrsBettsClass fatty o'bese

@MrsBettsClass I'm not throwing this shit away, I am fatty o'toole

hey dude are you perhaps related to some guy named Sneakers

@RetroDiskette_ @0w0est @Tristan73451398 @0zeru @zollatie @GiveMyCrownNow @SouwerMusic @MooseAlarcon @vdqe4 @ThomasEmminger @B1ueYt101 @LPSWaffle344 @ItsPrimover @ZeroKizo @YoshiProdu42657 @darnimates @inkbower @Edyshack57 @torturingleaf @sloft_70 @zipper_bomb NOW BIG DYLAN IS IN MY HOUSE...!

@0w0est @cotentectcorp @Tristan73451398 @0zeru @zollatie @GiveMyCrownNow @SouwerMusic @MooseAlarcon @vdqe4 @ThomasEmminger @B1ueYt101 @LPSWaffle344 @ItsPrimover @ZeroKizo @YoshiProdu42657 @darnimates @inkbower @Edyshack57 @torturingleaf @sloft_70 @zipper_bomb BUT THEY CANNOT MAKE A SOUND…

He said the line!

@0w0est @Tristan73451398 @0zeru @zollatie @GiveMyCrownNow @SouwerMusic @MooseAlarcon @vdqe4 @ThomasEmminger @RetroDiskette_ @B1ueYt101 @LPSWaffle344 @ItsPrimover @ZeroKizo @YoshiProdu42657 @darnimates @inkbower @Edyshack57 @torturingleaf @sloft_70 @zipper_bomb Everyone in circus try to shout...

@Tristan73451398 @0zeru @zollatie @GiveMyCrownNow @SouwerMusic @MooseAlarcon @vdqe4 @ThomasEmminger @RetroDiskette_ @B1ueYt101 @cotentectcorp @LPSWaffle344 @ItsPrimover @ZeroKizo @YoshiProdu42657 @darnimates @inkbower @Edyshack57 @torturingleaf @sloft_70 @zipper_bomb He is very mean, I don't want to be seen, I am very tired I will sleep

@LPSWaffle344 @ItsPrimover @ZeroKizo @Tristan73451398 @0w0est @YoshiProdu42657 @darnimates @inkbower @Edyshack57 @torturingleaf @sloft_70 @zipper_bomb BUM BIDDY BIDDY BIDDY BIDDY BUM BUM

@ItsPrimover @ZeroKizo @Tristan73451398 @0w0est @YoshiProdu42657 @darnimates @inkbower @Edyshack57 @torturingleaf @sloft_70 @zipper_bomb BUM BIDDY BIDDY BIDDY BIDDY BUM BUM!

how do people be casually slurping up and burping up the palp💀

@BloodnAmethyst @goodlookingeek @mattxweltner Actually, Dragonstone island itself has High Valyrian culture. The islands part of the greater Kingdom of Dragonstone, for example Driftmark, have Westerosi Valyrian culture.

@goodlookingeek @mattxweltner That’s what ck3agot did, the small folk on Dragonstone have valyrian names and the Westerosi Valyrian culture.

Do you guys ever think about Dragonstone? In the show it’s an island fortress with no docks, ports, or any civilians at all. But in Davos I it has multiple inns and some kind of economy. (In the board game it’s a full on capital equal to Winterfell or Highgarden, but nahh)

Excited to announce that I will be facing Every Single Professional Wrestler Ever at Wrestlemania 72.5! #cotentect #real #wwe #truthspoken #thebirdsarecominghomeonthe24thofmarch2028at847antemeridiem #iambeingfednoodlesinthisdungeonpleasesavemeineedhelpatonce #wrestling #e34

how do people be casually slurping up and burping up the palp💀

@SEGA How much did this (worthwhile) change cost you, Service Games Corporation?

We’re excited to announce that we’re making our SEGA logo 3% more blue. We hope you enjoy this upgrade. Please take a moment to familiarise yourself with the new look.

@MooseAlarcon Admittedly, we here at the Cotentect Corporation may have enhanced the truth to a certain extent. If you would look, today is the First of April. As an apology for the confusion, we will locate and shoot you too. Thanks! Did this solve your query?

@cotentectcorp #cotentectsupport hey so.. me and my family went to the store and when i went up to Cashier Stalin to get a cotentect power drill™ for free he was really pissed? i said i didnt want to bother him but then he said "Oh, like you’re doing now?" and then shot my entire family? help?

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how do people be casually slurping up and burping up the palp💀

I am a huge fan of Misilith the Plague Serpent and I think I know more about her than anyone else except for Noah. I am the #1 Misilith historian.

retweet + follow @youtooz for a chance to win a A Misilith the plague serpent plushie dropping on December 7th or if you're secretly 3 dogs in a trench coat

coming one the 28th I'm doing another plushie you'll never guess for which character

@DismussingFlim Casting Thirteenth President of the United States of America Millard Fillmore as Kinger, Gangle, AND Bubble was a bold move by Gooseworx & co.

First look at Anya Taylor Joy as Pomni in Phil Lord and Christopher Millar’s ‘The Amazing Digital Circus’ The film is said to be the reason for the animated show ending. Coming Soon to Netflix

@TemmieOrSmth99 OH MY GOD I KNEW IT WAS COMING

OH MY FUCKING GOD BRO DONT GO TO DELTARUNE.COM

@MagicTheNoah As the #1 Misilith the Plague Serpent fan, historian, and archivist, I appreciate this greatly Mr. Magic

I may or may not be releasing another plushie

Oh my God