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@CakeLegislator Seriously?

After a lot of thought, I’ve decided to say goodbye to @CakeLegislator. It’s been nearly 6 years of fun but I think it’s time to stop. Cancel culture means Cake Fines are seen as bullying and therefore not enforceable anymore. Thanks everyone for the support 👍🏻🍩 CL.

@SecretBlackRat Enjoy mate. Have a well earned rest

@spippytea Chaos!

morning all,sun is shining am im feeling fresh. how was everyone's Christmas? 🎄🎁

Well that was utter bedlam!!!

Merry Christmas one and all. If Christmas isn’t your thing then seasonal wishes to you! Have a wonderful day full of love and happiness whatever you are doing. Me, I’ll be on the late shift. #shiftwork #MerryChristmas2023

@SecretBlackRat I’ve never got on YouTube yet and I’m pretty honest with people 😂

Public Service Announcement There are quite a lot of people out and about, please remember that the average member of the public is quite stupid In large groups they become more stupider Please avoid them

@NormanBrennan I love this idea norm!! Merry Christmas to you and yours mate have a lovely Christmas

Folks I’ll be honest I’m not really a Christmas card sender I normally turn up at mates houses & sign cards that have been sent to them ie Love from Mum & Dad & I add ‘Norman’ cheapest way folks👍Plus have you seen the price of cards & stamps? Its cheaper to buy them £5 drink🤷‍♂️🙄

@NormanBrennan Surely you’ve lent your car to at least 20 strangers in one day and never asked their name when handing I’ve the key? You must have…. I deal with so many people who seem to suffer the same selective amnesia. I’m sure it’s not her fault though #pulltheotherone 😂

Folks most people who allow another to drive their vehicle will either LIVE with them or its a Friend who’s own car may have needed repair etc Bianca Williams I’m certain will have known who drove her car🤷‍♂️ Did I say I’m a SUSPICIOUS character? was it? Dos Santos? Williams MUST? Know? It’s NOT? Unknown that a person will try & protect their partner? Was/Is this the case? 🤔👇🤷‍♂️

@spippytea 👀😬😳

@JordanNicholls @SecretBlackRat @BMW_UK I think I can speak for most rpu cops when I say that there’s lots of good Police Traffic cars coming for the bench mark that @BMW_UK set. I’d like to see @AudiUK on our fleet personally. One thing is certain @VolvoCarUK have fallen way short for us.

@SecretBlackRat @BMW_UK Is there anything that comes a close second to the BMWs?

@NormanBrennan I’ll just stay quiet on the plight of British Policing today mate. But what I will recommend is Nobbys sweet chilli nuts! They’re a game changer my friend.

Folks I’ve been watching what’s going on uptown; I do feel for plod absolutely outnumbered & it’s alright some saying go in with robust policing well the anger hatred & belligerence is at fever pitch & it’s all out public disorder🤷‍♂️ When the world goes nuts I turn to Nobby’s🤷‍♂️👍

@CakeLegislator Driver at the front! Always

Wrong way round in my opinion. You?

I’m at work this evening and won’t be around at 7. So posting early. For the 5 I never got to meet. Never forgotten. @tommys #WaveOfLight #BabyLossAwarenessWeek #NeverForget #iam1in4

Systematically destroyed! That’s the only way I can describe #ENGvNZ today on @SkySports. England did an average job with the bat at best and have no answers with the Ball for NZ. Bit of an embarrassing start really. @SkyCricket

@SecretBlackRat @RealHawkstone I think the bigger the subscription the better the deal! Have a look and we could work something out

@SecretBlackRat @RealHawkstone Do you subscribe? I’m thinking of doing that

@SecretBlackRat @RealHawkstone It’s a really good beer isn’t it!

@jshmellor @NormanBrennan Whatever they can and pray for the best usually

@NormanBrennan What does a non firearms officer do?

Folks put yourself in a Firearm Officers position; & a suspect male/female runs at you with an Axe Raised above their head attack mode; a lethal weapon is coming at you; YOU? have a split second to make a decision - Taser as good as they are - are Not Always effective; Right over Now over to YOU; what do you go for? What action do you take? Please no I’ll shoot him/her in leg cos as they fall the Axe swipes across your face/neck Your prob dead - Let me throw into the mix - If I shoot & kill? - Years of Investigation - I could face a Murder charge? & spend up to 30yrs in prison? - also I shot a woman or a child? straight away I’ll be condemned? - Then? Think should I really be thinking these things!🤷‍♂️ x.com/woop__woop/sta…

@SecretBlackRat Maybe he slipped and fell under the truck, was knocked out and then came around in a tent with no way of telling where he was 😂. Or maybe he just wants to cost the public money and tie up the courts because he can because he has a right to plead not guilty to a stone bonker 🤷‍♂️