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Hephaestus and Demeter 🔨🌾 Gods of the laborers ✨

my opera coach said i speak like im always on the verge of giving a toast. thank you mary, and blessed be this day we do rejoice and revel

what. thats just some flat fat fuck. where are the cats

I have gone through intensive surgery and cybernetic enhancements to be able to suplex any vehicle.

“whose pussy is this?” Yours if you can answer my riddles three

STOP LYING I KNOW TODAYS THE LYING DAY BUT IN GULLIBLE AS FUCK PLEASE DONT LIE TO ME TODAY

april fool’s day doesn’t impress me. i am deceived and betrayed every day

When I get flustered instead of blushing now I just sound like an overheating PC and give third degree burns on contact

well I don’t know if robots dream of electric sleep but I dream of wanton cruelty and violence

(seeing a skull and crossbones label on a glowing green potion) a pirate potion? yar har don’t mind if i do me harties

if I was a baby i would pop out weighing 40 pounds, sing one perfect note, and pass away instantly

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A couple of new freaks I've been cooking up for a medieval horror comic called Gallant. This duo consists of a monk contracted by the church to hunt devils and a very strange knight who seems to be following him around⚔️

happy international transgender day of visibility! despite every fascist regime's draconian efforts to erase us, we will never stop existing, loving, and doing the things we cherish

how tf do hyenas work

If I'm in the zone washing dishes and you put something near me it's getting washed. You roll up your grandpa, he's going in the sink too, no exceptions

Antique teaching dental head Skulls, 1920's.

going to bed aka clocking in at my shift at the nightmare factory. who is dying tonight in my dreams

I get gay asf off that Depeche Mode