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@cryinghyaena

jeremy fragrance fan account he/him

Nunya, Australia Присоединился Temmuz 2016
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shrimp bizkit@cryinghyaena·
opened the John Howard trending page and saw that he is still alive. absolutely gutted.
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PEPIE | AA6-3
PEPIE | AA6-3@pepie_21·
when the deduction is so bad you just have to hit your lawyer buddy with the judical stare
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Thomas Jefferson Snodgrass
Thomas Jefferson Snodgrass@ThomSnodgrass·
Poison Control: And you’re 100% certain your toddler swallowed a penny? It wasn’t a coin battery? Me, a rationalist: 100%? Well, no. I mean I saw him put a penny in his mouth, but I suppose I can’t rule out a demon—a genius malignus—deceiving my senses. But if we f
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puella
puella@retiredbsmtwife·
Girl in an age gap relationship 20 years from now: I actually wasn’t even born when the asu frat leader frame mogged Him. But like obviously we had to learn about it every year in school
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horse
horse@horseimage·
horse looking at hot air balloon in sky dumbfounded fascinated jaw dropped perhaps wishing to fly
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petit pois
petit pois@hashtagnic·
TRAMS: Another uniquely Sydney experience. Where else could you find this level of convenience?
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young stroker the body snatcher
RETIREMENT PLAN = FIND RICH TGIRL ON NORTHERNLION CRUISE TO LEACH OFF OF FOR REST OF LIFE. CAVEAT = TRY NOT TO KILL SELF WHILE ON CRUISE FULL OF NORTHERNLION FANS
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hellogan1
hellogan1@gebrauchsmusik·
When you don’t understand why there’s a [sic] it’s like okay which of the three of us is stupid
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian)
i should launch an NL crypto coin rug pull while the cruise thing is taking aggro rn
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ghost
ghost@turboghosto·
me: i love you so much my intelligent rat companion my intelligent rat companion: youre the cracker to my cheese me: i dont think u can call me that rat companion
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julian
julian@YEAROFTHEWIZARD·
My bad, I thought you said 2 Brilliant dollars. No i dont have that much
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Justin McElroy
Justin McElroy@thoughtographic·
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r@raspberrystea·
oh ok
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Beaver 🦁
Beaver 🦁@beaverd·
sent this to her and said "us"
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chimp
chimp@chimpp·
Me in the Strait of Hormuz fighting on China’s side because I accepted Temu’s terms and conditions without reading them
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Felix ❤️‍🔥
Smiling Friends chose to end its run by legitimizing a random fan's delusional love for Alan, no doubt undoing months of therapy, in a genuinely avant garde (if unethical) moment in media
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