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@cryptolouiss @2147mill I would rather be boring and certain and safe I have crypto to dabble with and I had Bitcoin and sold at 90k
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@2147mill 50k shares but would put them straight in the isa
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March to Mainnet Report 03/04 🏃💨
The momentum toward Powfi's mainnet launch accelerates by the day.
This week, the development focus remained strictly on unifying the liquidity interface, refining staking analytics, and continuing to deliver improvements to our broader ecosystem hub (Alphland).
Here is the progress report for this week 📋
💥 Unified the UI flows for CPMM and CLMM pool creation, liquidity additions, and position management
💥 Integrated CLMM position Profit and Loss (PnL) tracking directly into the user portfolio
💥 Connected backend data to accurately display live staking APR on the frontend
💥 Resolved a UI bug causing the "Cancel Unstake" button to become unresponsive
💥 Triaged community-reported Discord feedback, migrating critical items to GitHub for immediate developer resolution
💥 Improved fork event handling logic across the backend infrastructure to ensure data consistency
💥 Created a highlight for pools where the user has provided liquidity and cleaned up the liquidity providing flow layout
🤳 Investigated and fixed a library integration issue
🤳 Patched Web3 SDK to allow usage in a mobile environment
🤳 Cleaned and optimized staking integration
<_Alphland_>
👀 Listed Moonshot Boxes* and added it to the Spotlight feature (alph.land/moonshotboxes)
❎ Delisted AlphTracker and AlphPost following domain expirations and discontinued development
🔨 Corrected display issues with the DIA Oracle banners
🔗 Updated the outdated routing link for Flux Nodes
🐈 Integrated a new community-built Aura analytics dashboard created by @iWalkingCat (alph.land/auradashboard)
⛏️ Prepared the directory infrastructure to list ASIC manufacturers in the upcoming update
*Yes, you read that correctly. Moonshot Boxes is a soon-to-be announced dApp joining the Alephium ecosystem, designed to democratize access to seed funding rounds that were previously highly exclusive.
Each week we are making giant leaps towards bringing Powfi to Mainnet. In the meantime, continue to test the DEX and staking features (including the new liquidity adding + pools creation). If you find something the devs need to know about, please continue to report issues via Discord.
As for rewards, the devs are filtering which reports were “useful” and merit some $ALPH as thanks. Once this process has been completed, you’ll be the first to know.
Test, break, and watch this space.



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@2147mill lol you sold your btc? You said you would sell when it hits 100k. Bad call selling for doge
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Fyi - for the first time in probably 13 years I hold zero bitcoin.
Avg buy price around £17k.
DCA’d out from about October 2024 onwards, prices between $70k-$120k
It did me well. I’ll own more again one day I’ve no doubt.
Currently the only crypto I have is £10k in dogecoin (degenerate I know). Bought at $0.1. I’ll leave it and let it run up when Elon starts doing doge on mars nonsense. 2-3x then sell all.
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This pie has got 132 copiers already. Anyone from here?
I’m looking forward to seeing how this performs.
It covers US, Asia, Metals, Covered Calls, Property and more.any bases covered
trading212.com/pies/ltzntt0aH…

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This is a new pie I’ve made which I’m considering aping all funds into. It’s much more set and forget investing.
JEQP being the biggest position but still some sizeable positions in SP500 and a few all world positions so we’re covering the globe.
Gold / silver also included as well as TESLA / GOOO ETP’s as the smallest positions but have both performed fairly well
trading212.com/pies/ltzntt0aH…
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I genuinely believe £500k is enough to retire in the UK -
if it’s used efficiently and matched to your risk tolerance.
Split across income ETFs like:
$YMAP, $FEPG, $JEQP, $MAGD, $GLDE, $SLVI, $WINC, $INCU
Yields range roughly 8%–35%.
Even a blended 15–20% income target =
£75k–£100k per year or £6k–£8k per month.
No tenants.
No repairs.
No phone calls.
No stress.
Just monthly income hitting your account.
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I got a bounce back loan during Covid. Was about £20k from memory. I remember VERY nearly lumping it into Bitcoin. I could’ve got 2-3 bitcoins with it at the time.
I was a pussy. Didn’t do it. Expensive mistake.
Still did well on BTC anyway.
YodaStocks@YodaStockInvest
What financial decision do you regret most?
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