Eben da Brainer
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Eben da Brainer
@da_Brainer
| Philomath | Barca❤️💙 | Messi 🐐| 🔥I love to unfollow those who don't follow back🔥
Присоединился Ağustos 2017
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When you say 'ChatGPT' in a French accent, it sounds like 'Chat, j'ai pété' – which means 'Cat, I've farted'.
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Can this man just shut his mouth for once. 😭😭
BarçaTimes@BarcaTimes
🚨🎙️| Javier Tebas: “Barça can reach 𝟏𝟎𝟎 points in the league? I DON'T like it when teams reach 100 points, it’s too many. It’s true that Real Madrid and Atlético have dropped a lot of points and are below their usual level, but I don’t like the champion going beyond 90 points.” #fcblive
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@ChampionsLeague @obiba_brown Every football fan agrees that champions league loses it juice the moment Barca isn't playing.
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Your network matters more than both a computer science degree and GitHub commits.
Kappaemme@Kappaemme1926
hot take: your GitHub matters more than your degree.
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Arbeloa says Madrid still has a chance to win La Liga. Let's wait small.
Barça Universal@BarcaUniversal
❗️Barcelona have started organizing the bus parade to celebrate La Liga. — @mundodeportivo
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I think Xavi should have brought back Yaya Toure and Victor Valdes too!
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Xavi makes me appreciate Laporta's leadership the more! Thank you Lapota for saving Barcelona!
Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano
🚨 Xavi: “As Barça manager I brought back Dani Alves… and tried to bring Neymar, Pedro and Messi back as well”. “Pedro and Neymar couldn't be signed because of the economic situation”. “For Leo Messi, the president Laporta didn't want him back”, told @RomarioOnze.
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@FabrizioRomano @Essienveratti @RomarioOnze Xavi, you should have brought back Yaya Toure and Victor Valdes too. Barca would've been so much! Xavi makes me appreciate Laporta's leadership the more!
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🚨 Xavi: “As Barça manager I brought back Dani Alves… and tried to bring Neymar, Pedro and Messi back as well”.
“Pedro and Neymar couldn't be signed
because of the economic situation”.
“For Leo Messi, the president Laporta didn't want him back”, told @RomarioOnze.
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Barcelona want €120m for Ferran Torres.
Madrid Xtra@MadridXtra
🚨 BREAKING: Real Madrid want €60 MILLION for Gonzalo García. @jfelixdiaz
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@FabrizioRomano @_kwakusterling @RomarioOnze And I'm glad Laporta said No. Look how bad our finances were.
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🚨 Xavi: “We tried to bring Messi back to Barça in 2023. We talked for 5 months, and everything was ready...
…but in the end the president said no, and the deal collapsed”, told @RomarioOnze.
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You don't want to return s3s3n?
The Touchline | 𝐓@TouchlineX
🚨 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡: Marcus Rashford does NOT want to return to Manchester United and wants to stay at Barcelona at all costs. He is even willing to take a significant pay cut to remain at Barcelona. However, Barcelona are not willing to pay €30M to Manchester United, which they demand. — @gbsans
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@ESPNFC Who told you he's sad. He's earning a lot of money while others work their asses out. Work smart they say!
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