danny

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danny

danny

@deepthinkerdan

humor is my superpower

Присоединился Şubat 2023
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danny@deepthinkerdan·
What are we fighting for?
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danny@deepthinkerdan·
More like the STUPOR Bowl
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danny@deepthinkerdan·
I don't think I've ever stopped watching the Super Bowl after halftime but yesterday's game was definitely a first.
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@studiostassi Just keep on keepin' on
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Stassi🎾
Stassi🎾@studiostassi·
How are we supposed to go thru our normal lives with everything going on
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@mistressdivy Time is never on our side.
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Mistress Dividend
Mistress Dividend@mistressdivy·
Would you rather have infinite money but no free time, or infinite time but broke?
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Love is never lost sometimes it just goes off the beaten path but always finds its way in the end.
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@UberFacts maybe it should stop drinking then
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UberFacts
UberFacts@UberFacts·
The Earth is beginning to spin faster
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Don't forget to get out of your head today. Dwelling inside your mind is dangerous. An endless loop of false reality. Life is out there, it's up to you to live it.
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danny@deepthinkerdan·
no mind is created equally
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danny@deepthinkerdan·
What's your take on marriage?
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Chelsea
Chelsea@ChelsElaina·
Chicago style pizza sucks… fight me
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@Ze1ooooo Wow that is one mint condition SS Card, mine is withered and faded...wait, where is mine!?
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captaincrunch
captaincrunch@Ze1ooooo·
This is how I drive to work everyday
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Wars are inevitable because man is built for greed and power fueled by a hunger for evil.
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@JesterJum It's all a sales game at the end of the day.
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Jum@JesterJum·
Why do closing costs vary with the price of the home? It's not like an $800,000 home has vastly more paperwork to file than a $200,000 home. Closing costs are a scam for companies to pocket more of your money.
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danny@deepthinkerdan·
@mackietayylor Well I'm 5'7 but I feel 7'5
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M@mackietayylor·
im 5’3 btw
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@chicfryrice Protein pop tarts are an abomination.
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Xoxo@chicfryrice·
Do *not* buy protein pop tarts. Big mistake they taste awful.
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@StephenKing I'm surprised his gray matter mush brain hasn't leaked out of his head holes yet.
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Stephen King
Stephen King@StephenKing·
My God, talk about Biden? If brains were black powder, Trump couldn't blow his nose.
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Dry January has gotten wet very quickly.
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