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@HazelAppleyard I'm sorry I don't understand. Why don't these men want more kids? It's just not clear to me.

Men are so dramatic 🤣

@OpeWoodWorks @HazelAppleyard My wife does all that stuff. Then again, I wanted more kids so I guess both stereotypes are silly.

@HazelAppleyard Remember that statement when the bug needs to be squished or the toilet fixed. Love ya like a sister still!

When you haven’t see a good meme in a while 🤣🤣

@FreckledLiberty Laugh and tell my wife so we can make fun of her together

what would you do? 👀

@end3of6days9 I actually did date a girl who had dozens of bird skulls. She was a biology/veterinary major and fully recognized this was a weird hobby.

This girl swears she’s just a normal, basic girl… but listen to her story and tell me if you agree 😂 Her boyfriend of two months stayed over, started snooping, and completely lost it when he opened her drawer full of bird beaks — yes, bird beaks. Then he opens the closet and rat tails go flying everywhere. The whole time she’s repeating “I’m a normal girl” — literally three times — and she’s like “he has sisters… how does he not know this kind of stuff?!” She seems so dead serious the entire time, even sniffling while she tells us her boyfriend left her. I was dying laughing but honestly felt bad for her — she seemed genuinely confused and defeated. Do you think this girl is being completely serious? It kinda seemed like it to me… what do you think? 🤔

@end3of6days9 This has to be a shit post

@BrAgLifeEnjoyer @HazelAppleyard "Wish her luck being a single mom of 2." Fuck that I would go for full custody. Those kids don't deserve to grow up with her.

@HazelAppleyard She said you’re done. Gotta respect that and leave. Listen to women. Respect women. Wish her luck being a single mom of 2.

Jesus Christ

@Funm_e_Martins @WomenBeingAwful If I were in this position: I'd get divorced and file for sole custody. No child should have to grow up with this woman as his mother.

@WomenBeingAwful The man is wicked. The child is his regardless of what the test says

Do it.

@HazelAppleyard Someone brought up a theory about why she is the way she is. Could it be that Bonnie Blue is mentally handicapped?

You mean that wasn’t a real doctor who was scanning her at 2 days pregnant using an iPad? I’m shocked.

@M41Ld @washghost1

@washghost1 He cheated on her and he’s a porn addict. She’s was right to be pissed at him.

Be careful who you date fellas

So...We just sent astronauts to the moon. And I literally just heard about it today.

@house_of_trad @CNviolations Neuticles! They were invented so your could neuter your dog and still bring him to the dog show.

@CNviolations Balls on the go

What is it for?

@Reddit_Retards "Please read my comic! My cuckold OF content isn't selling anymore!"

PizzaCake thinks were advertising her for free LMFAO

@mask_bastard "Earth Abides" It was the book that inspired King to write "The Stand" OMG the characters in "Earth Abides" are stupid beyond the point of sympathy

What is the worst book you’ve ever read?

@valkyriesrwomen You're 15, want to become a woman, and don't know how old your mom is?

Welcome to womanhood.

@HazelAppleyard German? Mustache? Oh...she means Kaiser Wilhelm!

She would bring back WHO?!?

@HazelAppleyard This is a clear cut case of play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Twins really throw a spanner in the works of nature, don’t they? 😂

@LibertyCappy If they don't speak English, just talk louder.

You should definitely send your kids to public school!

Name a captain.