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@despairations

30 ♥️ into pop punk, asoiaf, horror movies and nutrition & fitness 🥀 she/her

Baltimore, MD Присоединился Ekim 2024

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your mom@onlysammms·3h

have you eaten? (i love you). did you get enough sleep last night? (i love you). how do you feel today? (i love you). did you have a nice day? (i love you). will you come on a walk with me? (i love you). here's some fruit I cut up for you. (i love you) (i love you) (i love you).

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𝖘𝖚𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖗 🥀@despairations·34m

all this orgasm discourse… just learn where the clit is. make her cum before you do. it’s not rocket science

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tt✮⋆@Bluebirdeyessss·23h

not to sound like a potted plant but sunlight and fresh air really makes a difference

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@kennyishydrated happy birthday kenny!!

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𝖘𝖚𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖗 🥀@despairations·1d

my coworkers have learned to not bring up the bering strait around me because I will not shut the fuck up about it

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𝖘𝖚𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖗 🥀@despairations·1d

stop messaging me asking me if I sell content. I’m posting tummy for the love of the game

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femiiiiii.@femiiiszn·1d

marrying someone very funny is on my list. i have to laugh, we have to laugh.

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toad@thelifeoftoad·2d

Hi. Kidding obviously. Unless you want

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Nem@Nemzsi·2d

thank you black mold. thats a wonderful idea black mold

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dandori@dand0ri·2d

i took her to my pentmouse then i squeaked it

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𝖘𝖚𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖗 🥀@despairations·1d

the way I fold instantly when my bf rubs my waist/hips… sir you can have anything you want. anything at all

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𝖘𝖚𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖗 🥀@despairations·1d

ummm yeah

🌸 robin ᨐฅ@lebsiankitten

why do ppl think this is what 200lbs looks like

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carter hambley@carterhambley·1d

will never forget the girl i hooked up with who had peanut shells all over her bedroom floor like it was Texas Roadhouse. i think we could’ve built a really scary life together

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Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚@Lilblack_heart·1d

The horrors persist but so do libraries, books, iced coffee, sunsets, trees, the word ‘fuck’, the moon and the sea.

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jon drake@DrakeGatsby·2d

When the blueberry muffin got crystallized sugar on it

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okay I’m officially dunepilled. dune 2 was sick

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osama@0ba0sama·2d

anytime they had dialogue together it was diva on diva crime

Roxy@_Roxy_Simple

it’s unreal how much fun these catty little btches were having in the first season. they love it

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michaela@luckylamb420·3d

sandwich party was a success and probably one of the greatest ideas i’ve ever had. 10/10 would recommend throwing your own

michaela@luckylamb420

i invented a new type of party called a sandwich party where everyone brings their own ingredients for a sandwich and we just kind of go nuts making sandwiches, i’m hosting my first one tomorrow and im so excited i feel like scooby doo

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sage ☪︎@greenteajutsu·3d

when women are comfortable, women YAP ur ears off and talk about little details like oh look at this little rock I found, i saw a cloud with this shape etc etc etc. as a man, u should realise u won at life if ur woman is like that lol

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