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i 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 nothing begging 𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖 give me it

He controls all the foam

White House installs Christopher Columbus statue made from remains of toppled sculpture trib.al/iGX7loN

A FEMA Director says he was “teleported” 50 miles to a Waffle House He described the bizarre experience as “real” and “no fun”

👀 On Friday I doubled down on my commitment to digital collectibles by agreeing to acquire most of the assets of @CandyDigital (Candy.io). When the transaction closes in a week or two, I will also serve as CEO. 💪 My view is that the sustained value of digital collectibles of all kinds requires transparency, security, liquidity, scarcity, and desirability. Candy.io intends to provide all five of those benefits for past and future fans. Agentic and #AI commerce will cause velocity and value to soar where crypto rails make transactions easy and clear digital ownership and rock solid authenticity exist. 🔥 Candy.io will operate by a few simple values on my watch: the Golden Rule for all involved; respect for licensor brands and artists; relentless focus on fan experience; frequent communication often from me.💪 My email address is tad.smith@candy.io for those who want to reach me directly. Please follow @CandyDigital as well for more communication. Our site has been in maintenance mode — frustrating (I know!) — but our many fans are about to have their patience rewarded.🙏 More details on the platform, relaunch, and some dazzling new collectibles and #NFTs you can’t get anywhere else are coming as soon as we close the deal. 👍 We’re not starting over on Candy.io. We’re picking up something extraordinary and making it better. 📈🔥🚀‼️ Please join me to write the next chapter of Candy.io. 🫡

@collctn_connctn working on it

Are you collecting Extra Spice? 🤔🌶️ Let us know 👇

cats holding the nastiest angle on me

. this is us .

JUST IN: Beef processing giant Cargill is reportedly using AI to extract millions of dollars worth of "extra meat off the bone" in its slaughterhouses.

The most bitter paradox of our time: Tehran is currently experiencing military strikes, yet the air is the cleanest it has been in YEARS. We actually have rainbows, snow, and blue skies! Why? Because the Islamic Republic's massive, grid-draining crypto farms are offline, meaning their power plants aren't burning toxic Mazut (heavy fuel oil) over our heads anymore. The daily traffic of their corrupt, substandard economy has halted. The Islamic Republic itself was a weapon of mass destruction. Their “peace” was suffocating us. The end of this regime is literally letting Iran breathe again!

I went from exposing billions in dirty money… to not being able to afford food. After I blew the whistle, I lost everything. Sleeping on a cot. No safety net. No backup plan. @PFChangs took a chance on me—gave me a job as a waiter and made sure I ate. I’d go home with lo mein just to get by. People don’t forget who shows up when they’re at their lowest. If you’re hungry—go there for lunch.

@myth_pilot Siri is the biggest technological embarrassment of Apple and maybe anyone ever.

Donald Trump meets Afroman, May 2024.

last screenshot i took inside Metaverse before it shut down

132 PITCH NO-HITTER LFGGGG

only 20% off during a steam sale is essentially a price increase in my eyes

@TSDRLB generational fumbles are all apart of the game 🎰

Well that’s fun