Peter Meth

@ShaneDRosenthal Sounds like "this shit is so bad we'll pay you to take it off our hands"

I found the best Black Friday deal!

Kicking off Wire:Live with a talk by the host @calebporzio

@ccmiller2018 @phparch Congratulations. Sounds exciting.

Excited to be starting at @phparch next week as a full time employee! I’ll be working in the consultancy arm, and will continue to be writing for the magazine. Could not be happier!

Editing videos for PHP TEK 2025, and this slide still has me laughing. For content, this was the start of a father/son talk by @devopsmeth and @eastonmeth

if you have a mobile app to build, and you're a PHP developer - have you tried @nativephp? honestly - I built an app that got investment for the third party in 2 and a half weeks - i could NOT have achieved that in any of the other options. Native PHP rocks!

The thing no one tells you about building something real: Face ID starts failing because you’re smiling too hard every time you unlock your phone. @nativephp is everything I ever wanted to work on. 
And it’s only just beginning. 💥 @simonhamp @steeeven_fox @petebishop @gwleuverink @SRWieZ

Hanging with some crew after the @phptek Too many to list!

You are a @datadoghq customer and attending @phptek? Come and talk to me, I have ElePHPants 🥳 #phptek

Game time ... We're looking forward to seeing everyone in Chicago next week. Such a great lineup of talks. phptek.io

Looking for opinions, ideas and stories of parents & kids in tech to add to my slides for my upcoming @phptek talk sessionize.com/s/peter-meth/p… Do you think this is a good talk idea? What have you or are you doing with your kids around learning tech and steering towards a career?

It doesn't look like much to you, but it means the world to me: the first lines of #PHP 🐘 source code of my oldest daughter #HelloWorld

@gonedark Ah. That sucks. You're definitely right though. I've been a parent for 31 years and have no advice 😆

My youngest broke her leg this morning twirling. Literally spinning around on a carpeted floor. Nothing prepares you for parenthood.

Tired of rebuilding the same features in every project? Join @eastonmeth at @phptek to learn how FilamentPHP simplifies admin panel development and explore its capabilities beyond panel-based apps, making your workflow faster and easier. ⚡ Full schedule: phptek.io

Ever had a cron job go rogue? Join @devopsmeth at @phptek to explore the common pitfalls PHP developers face with cron jobs—from endless loops to overlapping tasks—and learn practical tips to keep your scripts running smoothly. 🛠️ Don’t miss it! phptek.io

This changes EVERYTHING I just announced on stage at @LaraconEU that the FIRST EVER iPhone app to built on @LaravelPHP and @LaravelLivewire has been released on the iOS App Store Yes, you read that right! PHP now has Apple's approval as a legitimate way to build iOS apps 🔥

@OGProgrammer Exterminator?

#elephpant appeared in my home w no explanation

Last night on the @phparch Podcast, we announced the speaker lineup for PHPTek 2205 (phptek.io/speakers). We also revealed we were going to have a father and son combo talk with Peter Meth (@devopsmeth) and Easton Meth (@eastonmeth), and if they don't do their talk dressed in hazmat suits ala Breaking Bad, I am stepping down from my role as the sex symbol for the PHP language.

Call for Speakers for php[tek] 2025 is open on Sessionize and I've just submitted a session! sessionize.com/phptek-2025/

Touchdown PDX. Tomorrow @CascadiaPHP

@afilina Congratulations. They're lucky to have you

New job! I now manage all of Zend Professional Services. This means, among other things, that I help even more projects get off legacy PHP versions. I'm very excited! zend.com/services