kassandra꧁꧂

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kassandra꧁꧂

@devotedhat3r

such a pretty planet, such an ugly world. 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩🇭🇹🇾🇪

25 texas virgo Присоединился Eylül 2013

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eylül@directedbyayo·1d

this was funny asf

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pgLang Updates@pgLangUpdates·17h

👤 Baby Keem 👤 PinkPantheress 🚨 “Day 0” (New Snippet) 🚨 COMING SOON

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kassandra꧁꧂@devotedhat3r·16h

@kantobite thank you me too <3

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Full Meat Alchemist@kantobite·17h

@devotedhat3r ngl i would’ve been so scared but im glad that ur okay omg

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kassandra꧁꧂@devotedhat3r·1d

fucked up the passenger control arm, tire and rim is fucked, and i bent the axle a lil bit on my car

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kassandra꧁꧂@devotedhat3r·17h

@gum_mp3 😭(🫩)

💽@gum_mp3·1d

Me calculating the monthly za budget amid national economic crisis

Tomisin@tomisin_ms

What is he calculating???

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kassandra꧁꧂@devotedhat3r·17h

@pwiscila #NeedThat

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kassandra꧁꧂@devotedhat3r·17h

@pwiscila the way my eyes just rolled back

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pris@pwiscila·23h

Cold brew with a little maple syrup, dark brown sugar, pinch of sea salt, and a splash of oat milk

GIF

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kassandra꧁꧂@devotedhat3r·17h

this is deadass how you’re supposed to dance to this song

miu ﾒ𝟶🐆@SCVRLETBAE

I CAN’T 😭

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itf rhinestone cowboy@Larry_January·18h

You in her DMs sending AI videos, I’m in her DMs genuinely lauding her tender side profile

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kassandra꧁꧂@devotedhat3r·18h

@kantobite yeah im good it sounds worse than it is but i hydroplaned while turning going down a hill. but im FINE 😁

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Full Meat Alchemist@kantobite·19h

@devotedhat3r what even happened are u GOOD

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kassandra꧁꧂@devotedhat3r·19h

@sleve_mcdichael WAIT THIS IS GENIUSSSSSSS ALSO YOUR FRIEND LOVES YOU SO BAD 😭

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sleve mcdichael@sleve_mcdichael·1d

I'm ridiculously neurotic and have a habit of knocking on wood for good luck but I get stressed out if it's not "real" wood so my friend made this block for me to carry in my pocket so I'll always be covered

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kassandra꧁꧂@devotedhat3r·19h

@thatsssoobre ALL THIS MONEY COMIN IN IT’LL MAKE YOU GRIN 😁

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boogs@thatsssoobre·1d

I don’t play but when I play bitch I play 2 WIN music.apple.com/us/album/hadou…

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kassandra꧁꧂@devotedhat3r·19h

a. so, that man is a groomer. and abuse apologist. let’s maybe not let that fly? and b. how fucking old are y’all😭??? “the neighborhood vocalist” when thats literally jesse rutherford.

rattie@ratxgurl

I’m sorry, The Neighbourhood vocalist, I was not familiar with your game

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kassandra꧁꧂@devotedhat3r·19h

@kantobite exactly the face i made when i heard that diagnosis

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Full Meat Alchemist@kantobite·22h

@devotedhat3r 😮

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kassandra꧁꧂@devotedhat3r·19h

@Larry_January yes and yes ❤️

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itf rhinestone cowboy@Larry_January·23h

@devotedhat3r I hope you’re safe&well❤️‍🩹

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kassandra꧁꧂@devotedhat3r·19h

@safetyonit girl. 😭…🤠

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Sour Punk@safetyonit·22h

@devotedhat3r girl what did u do 😭😭

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kassandra꧁꧂@devotedhat3r·23h

stg i am a safe driver this was NOT WHAT I NEEDED GAAAAAAAAHHHH AND ON TOP OF THAT I STILL HAD TO GO TO WORK AND THIS MFS TRYING TO GET MY NUMBER AS IM CLOCKING OUT I GOT BIGGER FISH TO FRY BUDDY GET OUT THE WAY

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