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por trás de toda mulher bonita existe anemia, problemas no estômago ou visão ruim

When you're not premenstrual, nor menstruating, nor ovulating, nor postmenstrual. The best two days of the month.

They use Face ID to unlock WhatsApp.

Quem tá com Jesus, faça barulhoooooooo

Meu Deus .. finalmente o mestrado está a falar a pena! 🤣🤣🤣 Se eu lembro dos temas? Não! mas nunca pensei que fosse voltar a ver CAPM e WACCs na minha vida😭🤣

“Somos pessoas sérias” Uma das mentiras mais repetidas em Angola! 😩

we used to raw dog excel sheets, no AI, no claude, just a vlookup and sumifs

I admire people who in 30 minutes get up, have breakfast, and shower. I need 30 minutes just to figure out where I am and who I am.

The West doesn’t care about Lebanon because the people dying aren’t white Europeans. If this happened in Ukraine, they would have sanctioned Israel within minutes. Western nations have a separate moral code based on race and religion.

it's honestly embarrassing that Chrome accidentally became the best PDF viewer while Adobe spent decades making Acrobat slower and more bloated

Netanyahu is everything they told us Hilter was.

I ask for Coke and they tell me they don’t have any

If Africa had nuclear weapons, African leaders would have used them on their people!

my mom was really serving us home cooked meals every single day…… younger me didn’t realize how much work and how much of a blessing that is

The moon minding its business for 50 years... then NASA shows up again:

@rosalievaz_ Porque as noivas são teimosas ..

@Dercio_Pereira Xe.. ta tudo bem?

260 dias pro natal

Ñ sejam irresponsáveis ao ponto de pôr um filho no mundo c/ pretextos: “filho é na juventude”/“faz só, as condições vão aparecer” Criar filhos exige preparo mental e material; Ñ têm noção do quão desgastante é p/ mulher, gerir o bebé com 2 fraldas q/ o pai disponibiliza p/ dia