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@emcrip

I aspire to be the Miranda Bailey of attorneys.

Rhode Island, USA Присоединился Ağustos 2014
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If you're a girl and you haven't picked something up from the maternity section at target wanting to buy it you're a god damn liar
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@stoner_midwestx I hate this feeling and I hate that you’re going through it I’m sending you so much love 💗
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I’m having a wake for my jury duty responsibilities if anyone needs an excuse to drink on a Wednesday
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@DietCoke_Esq Thank you queen🥲 I’m usually one of the girlies who loves to chat/attracts convos with random strangers but my head is fucking DOWN right now
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I’m so heavy in the luteal phase my adderall and klonopin aren’t working and I’m supposed to sit for jury duty for two days. These books gonna be sat in my purse and idk wtf I’m gonna do😭
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RELAX IM NOT FULLY SERIOUS I JUST SEE SOME SIMILARITIES
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Girl next to me has her computer notifications ON FULL FUCKING BLAST and it sounds like the AIM sound so I’m overstimulated but with nostalgia this is a new feeling
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How much tequila is appropriate to try to figure out me and J’s student loans tonight? Because I thought it was handled, but apparently I was wrong 😃
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One year ago today, I got my nose pierced at 8 pm because I couldn’t finish a final paper
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Can someone remind me I graduated and like they can’t take it back so there’s no need to cry at my fucking DESK RIGHT NOW? I see a large frozen margarita in my future.
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CHANEL MURDER@ChanelMurder·
“girl fuck you” is gender neutral
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I feel so fucking crazy I just want to do cartwheels around this severance esque office that I work in
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Idk who needs to hear this today, but yes, you can bring tacos through airport security.
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what if the theme of the met gala was SLUTS
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Also I’m using the met gala as a selfish escape back to when like life was “normal” even though this is some jeff bezos ass shit and it’s sad but I’m just so tired
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