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United States of America Присоединился Nisan 2008
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Going to test all the OpenClaw alternatives today to figure out where they shine and if there’s anything net better yet (entirely possible.)
What else should I test?
Will post results to subscribers to pay for compute x.com/Austen/creator…
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@bitcoinpanda69 Use cheap glass cleaner (windex) and crumpled up newspaper.
Seriously. It’s like magic.
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Mid 30's and I still dont know how to clean a mirror without leaving smudges or wipe trails
All the wonderful women in my life do it for me
I marvel at their feminine mysticism
how are there no smudges or wipe stains on the fckin mirror when they do it?
marvelous
Happy St Patricks Day (unrelated)
🍀
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@JeffSnider_EDU This reeks of AI slop. Can you at least edit out the LLMisms?
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Everyone's talking about the Cliffwater redemptions.
Another $33 billion fund getting hit with 7%+ withdrawal requests.
On top of Blackstone. On top of BlackRock. On top of Blue Owl.
But that's not even the biggest story
The real story is what JP Morgan quietly did with collateral, and what it means for every dollar sitting in private credit right now.
Here's what happened:
JP Morgan marked down the value of assets that private credit funds had pledged as collateral for loans.
Then they asked for more.
Sound familiar? It should. This is exactly how 2008 started, and JP Morgan was at the center of it then, too.
Now let me be clear: this isn't 2008. We're not looking at another Lehman Brothers.
But when the biggest bank in the Western world starts questioning the value of what shadow banks have pledged to them... that's not a sentiment problem.
That's a fundamental problem.
And it's escalating fast:
→ Fund after fund getting hammered with redemptions (and we're getting normalized to it, which is its own problem)
→ Cliffwater forced into asset sales, pre-arranged because they knew this was coming
→ Fund managers buying credit protection on portfolios they publicly call "fundamentally sound"
→ PIMCO's president openly admitting to "years of sloppy underwriting"
→ Former Goldman CEO Lloyd Blankfein saying this "smells like 2008"
We've moved from Stage 1 into Stage 2. Outflows are overwhelming inflows. Asset sales are accelerating. And now collateral is being revalued.
Stage 3, when this goes systemic, is where the real damage happens.
On Thursday, March 26, I'm hosting a live webinar breaking down exactly where we are in this process,
what the scale of the "garbage pool" actually looks like, and what it means for markets from here.
Sign up below:
eurodollar-university.com/home-page-web
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@bitcoinpanda69 Get a sous vide wand and vacuum sealer, then buy huge amounts of chuck roast and learn to make it into Sir Charles steaks. Life changing.
Chicken thighs excellent in sous vide, too.
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Hidden on page 744 of the farm bill the House Agriculture Committee passed Thursday is a provision that would condemn millions of pigs to a lifetime in gestation crates.
Rebranded the 'Save Our Bacon Act,' it's a pork-industry play to wipe out every state law banning the sale of pork from crated pigs — laws the conservative Supreme Court upheld in 2023.
Over 85% of Democrats and Republicans oppose these crates. Voters have backed ballot measures to ban them in state after state.
The pork industry knows it can't win a straight vote on this. So it's burying the provision in an 800-page bill and hoping no one notices.
Contact your senators and representative today and tell them: oppose the farm bill unless the Save Our Bacon Act is stripped out. You can reach them at senate.gov and house.gov — it takes two minutes and it matters.

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“Remember AngularJS? Two way binding will save us!”
😂😂😂
HSVSphere@HSVSphere
"Shipping a button" (vid by @KaiLentit). Might be the funniest thing I've seen in years
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@NickADobos yep. I do the same thing with a MacBook Air and a cheapo linux laptop. Probably same price ratio ($1600/$160)
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@bitcoinpanda69 Get cheap but good wheated bourbon (e.g. Rebel Yell, Old Fitz)
Pour into mixing bowl
Fry a pack of bacon
Dump bacon grease into the bourbon
Cover and chill for 24 hours
Strain bourbon into a bottle
Repeat straining to remove all grease clumps
You now have bacon infused bourbon
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@donnelly_brent Lovely. I also recommend Theo of Golden as an audiobook to inject a warm blanket hope into your veins. I recommend your book sometimes, so I'm good at book-recommending.
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if you want something to cleanse the mind -- to make you feel good
youtube.com/watch?v=3SO7Ak…

YouTube
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@dotkrueger No need to use Claude any more. Gemini 3.1 Pro is just better in every single way. Except coding, where codex-5.3 is the clear winner. And spicy hot-takes, where Grok is useful, I guess.
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