𝐀LFIE
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𝐀LFIE
@extcrnus
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⠀⠀ yes well i wish i had a warning fuck this has ruined my whole week. i had 2 days off planned. TWO!! ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ we obviously missed something, people don’t randomly start doing crime like that ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ and you’re now dealing with every background check before we hire anyone ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ tell me the next time my staff are doing shady shit before i do my schedule for the week. please. ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ oh this is gonna ruin my night. ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ EXCUSE ME???? jesus im gonna have to schedule a meeting i have to move so much around ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ he works for me! well, the company oh this is a headache ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ alfie. baby. sugarplum. light of my life. how the FUCK could you possibly know that ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ sometimes i wish it was more socially acceptable to be nosy. janet in HR isn’t wearing her wedding ring anymore and i need to know what happened ⠀⠀








⠀⠀ “oh come on, i didn’t say you had to move!” ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ “you’re a damn brat” grabbing his book, flipping back to the page he was on ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ “twenty, but i’m a quick reader. you know i am” ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ humming, looking at him with a raised brow “so you gonna let me read? just the rest of this chapter” ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ “aren’t you sweet” kissing the top of his head but that’s all he’s getting “this time i’m genuinely stumped. so it’s either going to be the best or worst ending” ⠀⠀
