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My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

Posting and immediately deleting shit tweets makes me come.

sometimes I’ll be like “wow I’m handling this so well” and then realize I just dissociated for 4 days straight

don’t invite me out to the function unless this is the vibe

imagine caring about what the “founding fathers” wanted. are you insane

day two with chatgpt and already limbic processing soul craters nbd 🤍

who up learning to forget

if i copy something and don't paste it somewhere i feel like im going to be sick

you should read what i don’t write

“Your mission should you choose to accept it” let me stop you right there. no thank you

ive been thinking about saying things to you so just a warning

imagine having one sided beef with me and i’m just at home digging in my butt

Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a piece of shit

Not everyone deserves your playlists.

Don’t care if my ex upgraded downgraded or Gatoraded just stay tf away from me

thinking about this today

Siri, unbreak my heart

We have so normalized antisocial alienation in America that wanting to avoid nearly all people and completely isolate yourself from your community is seen as a normal and acceptable way to live. It's not. It's inhuman and soul destroying. It's why nearly everyone is miserable.

At any time of day u are at risk of accidentally reading a conversation like this on the Internet