Adam Caperton

I instinctually feel like nothing would clean a stovetop as well as Gene Simmons’ hair.

Should have done Walken’s watch story.

@cspan The Papacy has dealt with immigtaion for almost 2000 years... What an ass...

Border czar Tom Homan, to question on Trump feud with Pope Leo XIV: "I'm speaking for myself, a lifelong Catholic. I wish they'd stay out of immigration…If they understood the atrocities that happen on an open border, I think their opinion would change."

What album do you wish you could have been in the studio for while it was being made? #mikesquestions

Hey, look who made The New York Times! My high school guidance counselor is gonna need a while to accept this … Thanks to @joedrape for the great feature. nytimes.com/2026/04/14/bus…

@WUTangKids Because you know how you just walk up to the Oval Office and ring the doorbell #LOL

We are living in the dumbest timeline and it keeps getting dumber every day

I don't think my day can recover from "I thought it was me as a doctor." Let's call it a wrap.

@steaakfriend Franco Harris... The Imaculate Reception...

Moments I wish Twitter was around for: - Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky - Malice at the Palace - Janet Jackson nip slip - Randy Johnson killing that bird - Michael Jordan playing baseball -Red Sox 3-0 comeback - Chris Webber timeout What am I missing?

Don't think anyone would have believed Scheffler would start w 11 straight pars... #masters

Betcha Scheffler birdies two of the last three #masters

@NUCLRGOLF @CBSSports did not even mention this?

😭🌳🌺 #ROUND TO FORGET — Haotong Li went on an adventure at the Par 5, 13th hole and recorded a quintuple bogey, 10 after tripling the 12th. He’s currently +8 through 13.

Scheffler just hanging around should worry everyone else... #masters

And just like that @JustinRose99 is the leader! #masters

@atrupar What a fucking goon...

here's Trump entering a UFC event as Vance says that negotiations with Iran have failed

Shaping up early to be an all-timer for a third round... #masters

Watch out @ShaneLowryGolf #masters #holeinone

@ThrillaRilla369 @HeatherThomasAF Rewind or be fined!

If I have to pay $7.99 to rent a 30 year-old movie off Amazon when I have a Prime subscription, then we should just reopen Blockbuster. I’d rather have their employees judge my life choices.

This is gross

@atrupar Perhaps @jaketapper could have commented on the spiraling brain descent of @POTUS like he did with Biden...

TAPPER: When Trump threatened to kill the entire Iranian civilization, did that bother you as a diplomat? MARK RUTTE: I'm not commenting. What I want you to know is I support the president

@atrupar Two weeks as if we have not heard this a thousand times before LOL #twoweeks

Trump: “I agree to suspend the bombing and attack of Iran for two weeks”