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i call my cum cream of mushroom tip

@breakyrteef your tony soprano ass

Doom scrolling thru indeed and when I search the industry I wanna work in it’s just applications to be a specimen for brain studies and server positions I’m not even joking . But there’s ducks in my backyard which is cool

i need to find a market for yellow bile quick or none of this will have been worth it

a persons kinda like a reverse ghost

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

a monkey paw but all you can wish for is prostate cancer

@bruhalert69 wait woah i didnt even see your tweet when i made mine #wavelength

Vancouver Canada is the Spain of North America

vermont is the scandinavia of the united states

Life is like if torture was normal

romeo and jaculate

@Caliky03 and there’s nothing i can do about it and that’s just tearing me to pieces

Im sick ims ick im feverish and my head heurts so much aahghhh

@propoopforever and i’ll do it again #watchme

i got insanely piss mogged by one of my oomfs today

@livviej05 those potatoes look so bomb

weed makes even the layman autistic

@propoopforever they’ve been calling me the john berger of the everything app

@glueonroach_ great review ur a real pro twitter critic

got gangs stamp of approval on these

@livviej05 what the hellll i just gave up on looking for pants cause they were too expensive

@propoopforever sending love from the west coast 🙌

@glueonroach_ cackled when zoya read this one out loud to me. funniest person alive

liberal arts pussy has me challenging my ways of knowing

i’m an ancient sumerian from 3900 bce and this is my grain