Joe Cool

@_willcompton Try Viagra instead of salt next time.

I’ve gotta get my driveway fixed (no clue if this is fixable) People tried telling me not to salt my new driveway during the ice storm and I didn’t listen The salt absolutely destroyed my shit

@stoolpresidente It's very simple Dave. Lovely Gray is a gift from God. When she runs Everything feels right and it's evident there is a higher power. God bless you and she will finish in the top three.

I’m so sick of the negativity. Oh Lovely Grey has no shot in the Oaks. She can’t compete. She has no shot. She’s a turf horse. I’m a bad owner blah blah blah. Enough! I want people to tell me why she can win. I’m gonna pick 1 positive vibes person today and put 3k on her for you across the board for you. I’ll announce winner at 8pm. You must have a DK Horse account to be eligible. #dkpartner Use #lovelygrey to be eligible

@DonnieDoesWorld He's just a hypocrite, like Kelly Keegs. He's put Chef Donnie through all sorts of shit back in the day. He would have had chef to the butt plug bit if you would have thought of it . T.J. said in chat on mostly. Doesn't respect production.

Getting massive amounts of hate this morning. And yes looking back my original tweet did come off as cunty and I’d like to provide more context on it later today. But some of these comments are insane…

@adotrdot42069 @TMZ You're an ignorant troll. And you're wrong, wrong, wrong.

@grill44 @TMZ That's nice, they remained married because grandna couldn't leave

Russell Brand says he slept with a 16-year-old when he was 30. 😬 tmz.me/OhxjuOu Credit: The Megyn Kelly Show

@adotrdot42069 @TMZ My grandparents were married 68 years. My grandma was 16 and my grandpa was 17.

@grill44 @TMZ You think it's ok for child marriage to be legal?

@adotrdot42069 @TMZ I learned in philosophy a long time ago. There is no right or wrong answer in a moral dilemma.

@grill44 @TMZ Child marriage is also still legal in most US states, doesn't make it ok or not pedophilia

@Oldtimers365 RCA

@barstoolspringb I don't really care about the guy that she fucked when she was in college. That was a Barstool employee. I wonder who the guy was that was in her DMs at the Superbowl, saying he just took a Viagra. Hook up.

Nicky, Dante, and Goldfinger address the rumors involving Oona

@barstoolspringb Well he said it's a New York employee. So Will Compton or Taylor Lewan never worked in New York. What they are is remote. And then Nashville.

Nicky and Keegs talk about not dragging outside people into the drama, but Nicky might not agree “A lot of weight on my shoulders right now…I just wish i didn’t know who it was”

@Sketti_Monster @TMZ @rustyrockets My grandparents were married when my grandma was 16 and my grandfather was 20. They were married 69 years until my grandfather passed away. My grandma is still alive at 94.

@TMZ @rustyrockets poster child of a predator Blame everything but yourself "It's ok in my country" Revolting that you would be with a 16 year old but then to also place the blame/decision on her. Look into; Brain development of a 16 year old Hint The frontal lobe matures at 20-25

@bigbabolat @TMZ You people realize that the age of consent being 18 in the United States is only in 13 states? In most states if you have the parents' consent, it's legal to date a daughter on their 18. And no I'm not a pedophile. I'm just reading you what the law says.

@TMZ 16 is age of consent in UK. Its not a child. That is also common in Africa and other tribal lands. Do you force your morality on those people as well or just white foreign nations?

@martymush @GarrethWho Removing silt.

@GarrethWho What is dredging

Just couldn't even give you one guess on what's happening outside my window this morning

@barstoolspringb @nickysmokess This has a setup written all over it. They're making trying to make fake drama. That's a problem with Dave applying too much pressure. Nothing seems organic.

The friend of a girl that @nickysmokess talked to earlier in the night slapped him twice as he walked by

@OhioTate What is this 1970s wrestling? Where's the crusher?

FIGHT! Mike Katic and Rob Gronkowski just got into a shirtless wrestling match on stage at Gronk Beach

@barstoolspringb Doitche is a great guy that needed health insurance so Big Cat gave him a job. He's a novelty act.He can drink beer fast and it's good for a case race but besides that his other claim to fame is he taped beer cans to a wall.

Breakfast beers activated

@barstoolspringb @stoolpresidente Dave is right though. Bosco is going to lay around, be buddy with the guys and the girls, and be glad that he's away from his wife and kids for a week. So would I, on a free paid vacation to Vegas.

Rico calls @stoolpresidente after being kicked off the show

@ronedotcom @stoolpresidente @Return_Of_RB @barstoolspringb @VivaLaStool Also Doitche it's a great guy. Seems very nice but truthfully he is a little boring. For this type of show he can drink beer fast but what else can he do? I think Dan just hired him for a novelty act.

Bombshell news from @stoolpresidente: @Return_Of_RB is getting sent home from @barstoolspringb after one night

@stoolpresidente Dave was right. Rico was just having a vacation in Vegas where he could drink and talk to girls and be away from his own family. Of course he's having the time of his life.

Touche.