Hayden Mauk

Is this the Alien Trump thinks is eating dogs and cats?

I think we can agree Biden lost the performance side of the debate, but he didn’t lose the debate. He’s answered the questions while the lying poo throwing orange monkey made a mess.

We are definitely living in the time of idiocracy.

@atownsquare He said “god damn coyotes” like this stuff happens to him all the time. Hahahahaha. Never trust a coyote!

What did you expect? Hugs and kisses from wild coyote? 🧐 #ouch 🙄

@jf_jf_jf_jf_jf @PJBrizzle Sounds like typing... could it be the teleprompter writing her response in real-time?

@PJBrizzle What’s that running water sound in the background? Toilet?

Oh. My. Gawd. Swing…and a miss 😂😂😂 Sen. Katie Biggs’ Republican response to the SOTU was a hilarious, pathetically-contrived, disingenuous disaster of blatant bullshit and breathless, bizarrely overacted pseudo-drama. This is what happens when sociopaths attempt to mimic & modulate human emotion or “concern” and “empathy”, lol. Here’s a two minute clip that will put it all in perspective for you…and will likely be all you can stand to watch of this bizarre shitshow. The tattered remains of the MAGA-mutated @GOP is in its death-throes… They’re finished.

@ChrisCuomo Out of curiosity does it mean Elon is voting or not?

Does elon really think it is about cultivating voters? Or has he really become just a shit-stirrer for sport? Serious question.

Looks like the kraken cracked.

@LakotaMan1 Nope!

Is Tucker Carlson going to replace Don Lemon on CNN? Swinging Hard right?

@rainnwilson @TODAYshow @FallonTonight @nbc Doesn’t happen anymore. Maybe throw back to yesteryear.

@CalltoActivism Is this racist trying to grow his own hood?

BREAKING: The county commissioner from Oklahoma who was caught on tape discussing lynching Black people and killing reporters has RESIGNED. McCurtain County Commissioner Mark Jennings officially turned in his written note of resignation. In the recording, Jennings appears to complain about not being able to hang Black people, saying: “They got more rights than we got.” More than 100 people gathered outside the McCurtain County Courthouse in Idabel earlier this week, with many of them calling for the sheriff and other county officials to resign. GOOD RIDDANCE!

@RonFilipkowski Could it be the face on the ID looks nothing like this face?

Cesi Truman says she is being discriminated against at the airport because she has been tagged for Special Screening. She thinks it is because she is a MAGA candidate for Congress and recently attended a Trump Boat Parade rally.

@JerasIkehorn So we’re just doing blackmail out in the open now? Cool cool!

What does it mean that Aaron Rodgers has emerged from his darkness retreat? Are we going to have six more weeks of winter or is winter over?

Hey Republicans, here's an idea, stop lecturing us on values. Putting forward candidates like George bullshit artist Santos Devolder- you're effectively only interested in the value of power. True leaders value honesty and truth to power. Your value system is broken, do better!

@MysterySolvent Might be Stinky and the Brain.

If Newt Gingrich were a cocktail, what would it be called?

@POTUS You're doing it wrong... the last guy only invited Russians.

Welcoming some friends to town.

@joncoopertweets The boat

Donald Trump and Ron DeSantis are in a rowboat that’s sinking in the middle of a lake. You can only save one of them — who would you choose?

@MysterySolvent Condoms?

What is this an advertisement for?

@MadScientistFF Sam The American Eagle from the Muppets.

Without Googling, who is the greatest Eagle of all time?