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as soon as you enter your 20s, it seems like weight gain just comes on you sneakily, jiggy jiggy your face is round all of a sudden

The number of South African women who have followed Mihlali’s boyfriend in the past hour?? Unfortunately, you won’t get noticed, it’s too soon. You’ll need to wait 2–3 months until his notifications die down so you can stand out

I think a vibrator during sex is a direct “fuck you” to the man’s face

i want to be as carefree as a parent who sends their child to AFDA. i don't wanna give a fuck brah