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@impisms
independent portrayal of blitzรธ from helluva boss (OG YT PILOT) ๐ โข #nsfw โข #deaddove โข MDNI โข 21+ โข



( a growl , hand pressing against his screen . ) No . never was . never will be . never WANT to be . I almost kil โ Just . Shut up about him , seriously .

HE IS NOT A FUCKING EX BOYFRIEND . JUST โ Shut your damn mouth

It's getting real tiring to hear his name out your mouth , making it real hard for me to not give a fuck . his name is like a fucking TRIGGER for my mental state . So yes . I am serious .

( MAKES EYEBROW A LITTLE BIGGER ? ????? his mouth is COMPLETELY GONE , JUST JUDGING EYES AND BROWS )

no problem with that , however more of a problem with all bark no bite people .

// what the fuck even is a statichorns i have no fuckin idea smh / silly

don't be like that

i can take a hint , i am no moron . and who knows maybe I got mored of you anyway . ( he didn't but nobody needs to know that , specially not HIM . )

( arms crossing , making a stand . that judgemental eyebrow is going NOWHERE . )


// statichorns ? yeah ive seen that i dont know if they'll work tho tbh hmmm

// chaotically comments on this hehe but we've already established this , I'm just being silly

hm . interesting . i guess i'll go and do that then . thanks for the idea . leaving you alone .

a guy can't even be sarcastic anymore . choke .

// whaaaaat u wanna ship w me ?? gasps ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ซถ๐ป๐ซถ๐ป๐ซถ๐ป omg omg yay /silly HXLCHKCHK

( big eyebrow raise )


