Jack.

GEORDIE MARADONA!!! ❤️

Deja vu the moz #nufc #gooners #arsenal #city @Memecastle_Utd

@rg_carruthers @ToonPolls Dunno the correct cliche but "Seasons owa" "Theyre on the beach"

Will we get a result against Bournemouth 🍒on Saturday ? #NUFC @ToonPolls

When did adding "BREAKING 🚨 " start meaning gospel

Sam matterface during the power house of what is #bayern #Madrid "If you think tonight's good... just you wait until tomorrow. Weve Nottingham forest v porto" Howay! I bet you tell the kids youve got ice cream at home too #ucl

@KITKAT Who ever it was should have their fingers broke

Regarding recent press coverage

The X is silent. It’s still pronounced Twitter.

"Its a funny owld game" Newcastle united manage to ruin your day most weekends, yet we're all sat here wishing there was a match on today #nufc ⚫️🤍⚫️🤍

Having just shared a flight with dozens of Newcastle fans I now know “Is this the way to Barcelona…” (to the tune of Amarillo) off by heart 😂 #BARNEW #UCL

No Guimaraes No Joelinton No Tonali It will be a disgrace if we don't cook Newcastle midfield tonight.

Im not saying theres an agenda But they've stopped the clock until #cfc score #nufc @FA_PGMOL #epl #chelsea

🎶 That Greggs on fire 🔥... ...Petrol stations terrified 🎶 @GreggsOfficial

Lewis Hall wasn't dribbled past once in 90 minutes up against Lamine Yamal. The left-back also created the most chances on the pitch (5) ⭐️

All-time one-liner here

Ben Waine, a boyhood @NUFC fan, hit the Alan Shearer celebration after scoring against Sunderland 🙋‍♂️ #EmiratesFACup

Mackems blaiming the pitch 🤣 Were playing on the fuckers every other week 3 or 4 seasons ago #FACUP #ftm #portvale #safc

Appears ange is desperate for any sort of work at the moment #coys #forest

Nope.

Henry Tudor had 6 wives, but Tottenham might give this Tudor the chop in less than 6 games 👀