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Jeff Macfee

Jeff Macfee

@jmacfee

Author THE CONTEST and other made-up stuffs. This is writer me, not any other me. | rep: @_LisaRodgers

Space Присоединился Kasım 2008
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Jeff Macfee
Jeff Macfee@jmacfee·
@mikeryan I continually respect you out there doing a deity’s work. Hero.
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Mike Ryan@mikeryan·
Since 2011 anytime I interviewed anyone involved in OCEANS TWELVE I’ve asked them a version of, “Since Tess knows she looks like Julia Roberts, does everyone else know they look like famous people?” I finally put all of their answers together in this post thehardpass.net/oceans-twelve-…
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Jeff Macfee
Jeff Macfee@jmacfee·
@MuseZack But what kinds of jams are there in Tom Bombadil’s house?
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Zack Stentz@MuseZack·
If I were gonna make a movie from Tolkien leftovers I'd probably choose a sidequel like "Here's how humans and dwarves teamed up to hold off Sauron's northern forces at the Lonely Mountain while the story you know was going on to the south." There are juicier stories to tell.
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Jeff Macfee@jmacfee·
@LukeBarnett I’m through this phase but you just gave me a severe flashback. I may need a moment.
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Before kids no one warns you about the overwhelming and all consuming race to study up on and register for multiple summer camps starting in February.
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Jeff Macfee@jmacfee·
@SheaSerrano I read like 3 of these tweets and I’m convinced.
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Jeff Macfee@jmacfee·
@MuseZack Best part of being a Hutt is no need for leg day.
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Jeff Macfee@jmacfee·
@tonytost Love the books you've been digging into and excited to see what you write.
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Mike Ryan
Mike Ryan@mikeryan·
I rescued my oral history of the SNL Potato Chip sketch from internet deletion, with some added commentary. I completely forgot the original version of Potato Chip was with Taylor Swift, but had been cut at dress. thehardpass.net/potato-chip-th…
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Jeff Macfee@jmacfee·
@ronmarz Just introduced to my daughter, after introducing to my son last year. They both loved it.
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Jeff Macfee
Jeff Macfee@jmacfee·
@BBW_BFF “Movies should just be a bright light shined into your eyes for two hours as god intended thank you”
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priscilla page
priscilla page@BBW_BFF·
made the mistake of clicking on that, and in response to the proposal that sex scenes should be outlawed in movies forever, a woman was like, "also no fight scenes," and that truly destroyed me. like, c'mon lady, no sex and no violence... what's left???
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priscilla page@BBW_BFF·
feeling the contents of my brainpan liquefy as I observe The Discourse is Happening Again
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Jeff Macfee@jmacfee·
@BBW_BFF That sucks. Sorry you had to deal with insane aggro people.
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Shannon & Swift
Shannon & Swift@shannonandswift·
Took us 6 years to get SEND HELP made. It all started as a pitch to Sam Raimi. Original movies in the theater are an endangered species. If you love them, please come out on the 30th. This movie is an experience. You'll scream and laugh and gasp and why am I pointing at that guy
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priscilla page@BBW_BFF·
god I love Lee Van Cleef (excerpt from an interview with Alex Cox)
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