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there hasn’t been a more incredible parody of left schismatics than the effort to make the your party happen since the monty python people’s front of judea vs judean people’s front sketch

Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot - Carl Sagan

i’m sick she is so beautiful

Hello, Moon. It’s great to be back. Here’s a taste of what the Artemis II astronauts photographed during their flight around the Moon. Check out more photos from the mission: nasa.gov/artemis-ii-mul…

It’s kind of insane that we’re all lucky enough to live on this insignificant blue ball floating in an endless void that can somehow keep us alive indefinitely and yet a huge chunk of people want to ruin it forever in the name of an economic concept that we made up ourselves

That's our home. For every human being alive, this one beautiful rock is where we're born, where we make history and where we will pass on. A gem that we take for granted and so easily exploit Seeing it from a distance makes one realise just how special, yet fragile we truly are

Look closely. Between these two moments, our species has performed miracles. We have mapped the blueprint of life within our own DNA. We have built “brains” of silicon that can outthink their creators. We have pushed back the darkness of disease. Infant mortality has plummeted, and millions of children who would have been lost to the earth in 1972 are today alive, dreaming, and contributing to the global chorus. We have sent robotic emissaries to the edge of the interstellar dark and peered back at the beginning of time itself through mirrors of gold. Technologically, we are a different species. We are more connected, more informed, and more capable than any ancestor could have imagined in their wildest fever dreams. And yet, look again. From this distance, the borders remain invisible. You cannot see the “holy” ground over which we spill the blood of our children. You cannot see the walls we build to keep our neighbors out or the ideological trenches we dig to bury our common humanity. Despite our leap from vacuum tubes to artificial intelligence, we remain haunted by the same ancient tribalisms. We use 21st century technology to prosecute Bronze Age grudges. We have changed the climate of our world, but we have yet to change the climate of our hearts. We are still a toddler civilization, playing with matches in a library of irreplaceable wonders. The contrast is our great paradox. We have the power of gods, but we still possess the temperaments of the territorial primates from which we rose. We have learned to fly between worlds, but we are still struggling to learn how to walk together on this one.

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21st century overall:

There were zero transgender women in the Olympic Games But there are lots of intersex women who are about to find out that according to the IOC, they aren’t women. Gonna be fun.

How it feels when the shop assistant presses "over 25" at the self-checkout

Fkn boss this @everton

@hoezeth They know they can take the piss because there's so much competition with applicants

Sorry but why are minimum wage jobs making you apply like it's a grad scheme? There is absolutely zero reason for me to be doing a psychometric test for fucking Costa?

Nicholas Brendon, 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' Star, Dies at 54 variety.com/2026/tv/news/n…

“They are out there, I know it! And they’re getting closer.” 🚨 BREAKING! 🚨 Missing #DoctorWho episodes FOUND!! After 61 years, “The Nightmare Begins” & “Devil’s Planet” (Eps 1 & 3 of “The Daleks’ Master Plan”) are BACK, thanks to @filmisfabulous. Available on iPlayer in April!

I have a solution

There's Actually Still A Little Bit of History Left by Francis Fukuyama

🚨: Pandas are now officially no longer endangered

Liza Minnelli has outlived Ali Khamenei, Iran’s Supreme Leader and a brutal dictator.

I don’t think anything is ever going to beat watching Peter Capaldi recite Macbeth whilst his band play Don’t Look Back in Anger