Alexis Kaye Sterner

six seasons...

@HeraldTribune What a bunch of haters 😒 can y'all please GTFO, we're trying to make progress here 🙄

Sarasota County moves again to ban recreational marijuana, even if it's legalized in Florida heraldtribune.com/story/news/loc…

lesbians want two (2) things: 1. a sword 2. for tessa violet to have a sword

Goodnight to everyone except Porter Stansberry #JusticeForRey #UnsolvedMysteries

Happy quarantine. "Find yourself someone who looks at you like Taika looks at Taika". @esquire

I guess I’ll never be able to lie to myself again about all the shit I would do if I just had the time.

So we’ve all agreed that jeans are no longer a thing yeah?

i’m not like other girls I sold my soul to a demon in order to avenge my family's death and successfully lead their influential toy manufacturing company.

"They were like leg-sleeves. Before the illness, we all wore them, if you can believe that." RIP pants.

@KristenAshley68 I've been getting calls like this for "Skylar" for YEARS! Is that a thing people do??

Dear Brian (whoever you are and wherever you are), stop giving my mobile number out to porn sites, CBD vendors and people you owe money. You suck. Love, Kristen

Salt is, like, the only rock we eat.

@Target why do you still put stickers on book covers? It's 2019, there has got to be a better way 😔

(🔈⬆️) This mic'd up 4-year old playing hockey is everything 😊 (via @howtohockey)

@NicholasBrendon @WizardWorld @alydenisof @sterner_ryan omggg

Willow and Xander together again @wizardworld #buffythevampireslayer #WizardWorldPortland

The Raven Boys (2012)

Will there be an audio book for #AgainButBetter @xtineMAY ??

Pickles, refusing to give the ball back 🐾🎾 #teenagepuppy #stubbornAF instagram.com/p/BtNE6XwBo5E/…

#PrintYourPet wants me to review their site even though it’s been nearly 4 months since I bought a blanket that they still haven’t shipped. They lied about it being here before Christmas. They’re terrible at responding to customer emails. 0/10 do not recommend 🤷🏻‍♀️

I'd really like dramatic cloaks to come back in fashion. Like? Try and tell me you wouldn't wanna walk down the street with your mysterious hood pulled low while your cape billows out behind you in the most extra way as you go to the supermarket.