the closet ploy

Imagine a 5-Star hotel on New Year’s Eve. Imagine the kitchen staff hustling away on this busy night like greased wheels, sweeping looms, with a full and expensive house clamoring for more when a casual lamb fat fire breaks out in a poorly managed oven (cough cough, Vince)…

When does pollen season end in North Georgia? Asking for my sinuses

@faulttolerant Pssst: never.

Twitter is the CB radio of the Internet

Visit El Rio Quacko Ducko Resort and Health Sanatorium. Canadians welcome! And little kitties too.

Valets gonna valet

The great Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau in The Pink Panther 😄

@visualscat @mad_breadloaf Meowdy! 😺

@Adora2000 @visualscat Do I hear a banjo in the background? 😹

Boris standing guard over Natasha and his adopted clown show of quacky quacks.

Tigger the Tiger says, “Derrrp,” on this muggy and cloudy Caturday. Still a good day to be a kitty though, isn’t it, Tigger?

@Adora2000 That’s a good kitty!

Happy Caturday from my handsome boy, Roman! 🖤

Queen Doo-Doo-Head wishes you a good evening.

@Adora2000 I pity the fool who don’t eat my cereal!

Good morning! You know what day it is!

I asked a billion dollar supercomputer to digitize the Bopsy Twins into a vulgar one panel cartoon. This was the least vulgar of the 20 responses returned in six seconds. My apologies to the tender-hearted and devout for the language, but it’s funny. And mostly true. 😹

@mad_breadloaf Wonderful picture bud! 🙏🙂

Nice evening, hope you’re having one too.

@NoCatsNoLife_m @mad_breadloaf