Marcus Pemberton

@KeslersznV2 Tell me you know nothing about football without telling me you know nothing about football…

Will come back to this video at 6:40PM on Sunday #AVFC

@FightHaven Racist little cunt

@OliverStark1 Shock 🙄

Rory having a mare again 😕 #TheMasters

@OliverStark1 God knows mate 😂 some strength of character that!

@OliverStark1 Well that aged well 😂 absolute madness

Shite Cross, this will be 5-0

@8forClark @JUSTIN_AVFC_ Doesn’t it just 😂

@JUSTIN_AVFC_ That looks my house on a Saturday night only with a nice Cabernet not Rosè

What teams fans is this… 🤣🤣🤣

@FBAwayDays @8forClark you seen this shit?

Ajax were 3-0 down at home to Feyenoord and started vandalising their own stadium in anger. The match was then abandoned… 😡 The trouble continued outside the stadium as riot police charge at fans on horses! Wow! 😨twitter.com/AllAboutAjax/s…

@SamCNorton @IncoContracts Amazing mate!!

What a brilliant first day at our @IncoContracts DIY SOS event at St Giles Hospice in Lichfield. Seeing months of planning and our supply chain pulling together like nothing I’ve ever seen before, donating almost £40,000 in labour and materials to complete the works! 👷🏼‍♂️👷🏼‍♀️🔨🪚🔧

@TrollFootball @8forClark 😂😂

Brighton board selling Caicedo to Chelsea for £115m

@shouldhaveanima @8forClark

@8forClark Housework

Cracking afternoon at Villa Park with my partner in crime @marcuspemb Three points and a lot of laughs and a few beers, what more do you want from a Saturday

@8forClark @NathanDawe @AppleMusic @LUFC 😂😂😂 sorry only just seen this was too pissed on free champagne x

@NathanDawe Drove home listening to your Party Bangers mix tonight on @AppleMusic 🥳 UTV three points tonight a must🤞Gutted I’m not there tonight but my pal stood me up for a corporate ticket 💦@marcuspemb💦 roll on next Friday against @LUFC

Looking forward to watching the match with this little legend! Come on villa 🦁 #avfc #utv

@ABryan00 Yeah no you mention it that is weird mate, forgive me x

@marcuspemb I'd say it's weird that you found it weird that I wrote the word weird 3 times in 1 weird tweet?

Is it weird that I found it weird seeing a cat, sat on the drivers seat lap driving down the M1? Weird

@AverageStriker @8forClark

Lampard, Gerrard and Rodgers right now

@WisdenCricket @ElliotHilly

Zak Crawley falls for 0 off 27. He now averages less than 30 with the bat in first-class cricket. #CountyCricket2022

@8forClark Liar

Business meeting this afternoon with big client. Nothing to shout about but I’m here first, early and all under my own steam! Anybody that knows me realises how many hours I’ve wasted for them by being late 🤣

@8forClark 😂😂😂😂 couldn’t have written it better myself

@marcuspemb 😉

@8forClark 😂😂 dreamy

💯 On special occasions only would you see one of these. My kids turn their nose up at it these days 🙈

@ElliotHilly @jamiejones94 I watched the interview 😂😂 jokes

“Not since the Jesus times in AC/DC” 😂😂😂