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Remember Trump said "they're eating the cats, they're eating the dogs". Well, obviously, anything America can do, Europe can do worse, because in France they're shagging the sheep, they're shagging the goats. Farmers in France couldn't understand what was happening to their livestock, so they installed trail cameras and caught a young Afghan man sexually assaulting the animals, and this story quickly stopped being the lighthearted sheep-shagging story I thought it was going to be. They’re coming over here and they’re taking our goats! European sheep for European sheep-shaggers! Deport.

‼️BROKEN BRITAIN‼️ Modern day slavery, police pulled off a massive raid on a "religious organisation" in Crewe. A religious group in Cheshire has been raided by police investigating allegations of sexual abuse and forced marriages.

King Charles handed Donald Trump a bell-end of the highest order, Keir Starmer. But once the merry gentlemen decided to give the bell-end a proper ring, the only question left was this: whose head did it come crashing down on? {satire}

Next week, these local elections will finish the Labour Party ▪️Paedophile & perversion scandals ▪️Highest taxes in 90 years ▪️Businesses folding everyday ▪️Highest unemployment in 6 yrs ▪️Energy bills up despite promise ▪️Elderly targeted ▪️Farmers targeted ▪️Veterans targeted

Why no Cobra meeting? 🤔

Take a draw in the end poor second half all to play for at the Emirates.

Honestly thought that was a pen on Eze.

🚨 WATCH: Bodycam footage of officers tasering the Golders Green terror suspect

Odegaard is not at the levels needed. Never seen a captain get subbed so much.

started the second half slow and conceded a poor penalty 1-1

Good first half lots of control feel like they are there for the taking if we can score again. need more from Martinelli, good pen by Gyokeres.

Cane Corso, with a very troubled past, finds comfort in the Orangutan Family who adopted him

would end it if it were either one of the two

GYOKERESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

What drink goes best with this?

@FreddyKruegerDB dream Warriors, of course

Which of these 2 Elm Street movies is your favourite

Which cold drink would you like to pair with this plate?

@NikkiH_21 just have to see what happens tonight who knows will it be a good game or a boring game? It’s up to the players that’s it.

@markyfitz85 Meanwhile you're gonna bore everyone to death tonight zzzz

Can he play up front

OMG he blamed mental health! Like clockwork😂

‘Keir Starmer Jew Harmer’: A march has begun in Golders Green after today’s terror attack.