Beakzel

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Beakzel

@maybejackmaybe

welp no more fun in the bio lmao

Присоединился Ağustos 2017

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nadine (mood stabilized era)@fakenadine·22h

prerolls are like the hot dogs of weed. just absolute scraps packed into a tube

Snotnoze Saleem@SnotnozeSaleem

An entire dispensary pre-roll gets you high for exactly 14 minutes and 59 seconds

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g@34rths·13h

Back in my day we called this subtweeting

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Dongy@DongyJammin·19h

"are you a freak tho 😏" uh yeah dude i've put my whole ass penis in a freaking vagina before

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Mike Truk ⛁@Wallop4000·1d

They Should Make a Bong Out of Jim from The Office’s Bones

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DeviantPigg@DefectivePigg·1d

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Chris Oldman@AlsikkanTV·1d

big spaghetti isn’t even trying to pretend they’re not spying on you anymore

Dexerto@Dexerto

Pasta sauce company Prego is launching a device that listens to and records conversations at the dinner table The device is designed to capture laughter, stories, and everyday moments that can be revisited

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natomaxwynn🇨🇦🇺🇳@anitamaxwynn06·1d

broke nigga axis powers

ihsan@dlhtks2

this is the only correct position

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Beakzel@maybejackmaybe·1d

@nimbytwink @depression2019 Still no

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nimb🐝🦄🦅@nimbytwink·1d

@maybejackmaybe @depression2019 Present tense

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Jack@depression2019·1d

Think this is the deepest Scientology raid I’ve seen so far Almost got to Xenu

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dane 🚩@buckadeath·2d

Your timeline after automatic translation

.@blacksavichi

تايمك بعد الترجمة التلقائية

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Mr. Betts@MrsBettsClass·1d

hey dude are you perhaps related to some guy named Sneakers

Rich O'Toole@RichOToole

This thing is wild 🔥

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Beakzel@maybejackmaybe·1d

@nimbytwink @depression2019 “Literally had time machines” brother are you dumb?

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nimb🐝🦄🦅@nimbytwink·1d

@depression2019 I'm becoming pro Scientology until ppl share this energy for the Catholic church. Raiding these backroom ass office building “religious institution” searching for some magical lizard being excretion when the Vatican literally has time machines. Bug people

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Beakzel@maybejackmaybe·1d

@kevinbolger @depression2019 There’s a back door that they usher everyone out of. They need to have a group waiting outside that door ready to run in the second the first group opens it.

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Kevin Bolger@kevinbolger·1d

@depression2019 Why dont they split up. They are not serious. The world needs a Special Forces level run through of Scientology campus.

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big content guy@bigcontentguy·1d

democrats-the pope is good republicans- the pope is bad chinese garfield- ooo john prease make rasagna again

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ຸ@fvckfemi_·1d

a person not wanting to lose u but not wanting to choose you is the closest thing to h£ll

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"D." Fool@FoolOfD·1d

I wonder how irreversibly cooked our brains are as the first generation of men to have memorized the geography of non-existent spaces. I'm far from the only one who can tell you exactly where this is located.

Retroman🕹🎮@realretroism

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