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A thread of nightly conversations with my 5 year old (that nobody asked for ) :

WHY ARE WE STILL RIDING AROUND KILLING LAPS UNDER CAUTION #NASCAR

WELL SON OF A BITCH

Riley herbst doesn’t deserve the hate bro idc

What the fuck did the golden knights just do….wow

Doesn’t fuckin matter we’re not gonna be able to find them in Southern California anyways 🖕

BABE WAKE THE FUCK UP ONE LAST RIDE. #LetsGoPens

Don’t care bro just take my ass this time but first trumpo send me my Ebola stimmy

Hey @padres. Embarrassing. Absolutely embarrassing

Good for Daniel Suarez and spire man, that’s for KFB #NASCAR

A moment of silence for Kyle Busch before the start of the Coca-Cola 600.

Come on Austin Dillon you gotta win this race tonight man #NASCAR

What a fuckin finish #Indy500

@CarsonHocevar Unfuckingbelievable 🤣🤣

i saw someone blow a motor and whipped my phone out instantly

I genuinely feel bad for Austin hill this weekend

Jesus fuckin Christ tatis have you hit ANYTHING out of the fuckin infield this year you fuckin bum

Austin Dillon you have one job this weekend man you have to get it done for KFB