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@bronxharlot Brazil is hot and I don't think I've ever seen anyone here do that. It's just something we see Americans do in movies. I never saw it as an issue or even a topic of conversation.

fellas. plz teach the young men about wearing a tank top under the tshirts. please.

@painterfiend That heifer is about to get jumped by six straw men. 🍿

todays drawing : sometimes you see two separate things and then think "what if .." right? Anyway, it`s more or less #crefart

@CovfefeChan Not the Uno reverse cuck card!

DAMN IT NOW EVERYONE IS GONNA DRAW ME IN THE CUCK CHAIR WATCHING COTTON AND CRELLY MAKE OUT 💀

@Symply_rhoda1 "I see you. I see you, wolf child. Blood child. I thought it was the lord who smelled of death ... You are cruel to come to my hill, cruel. I gorged on grief at Summerhall, I need none of yours. Begone from here, dark heart. Begone!"

I’m watching Game of Thrones for the first time. Tell me something that won’t make sense to me right now, but later I’ll be like, “Ahh, now I get it!” 😄

@TinaNarvaezJr This reminds me of how Jerma used to literally kill the recurring bits at the end of the year.

a mistake I see a lot of streamers make that stunts their growth is making their stream inaccessible to new viewers because of too many established bits/inside jokes/using nicknames/IRL names instead of usernames/etc. I recommend looking at your VODs as a first time viewer!

@piracy_cat I don't shave but I heard this advice for men once that you shouldn't press down the razor because the hair follicle will be cut beneath the skin line and will get sheathed over by the time it grows again causing inflammation.

my legs look like the image on the left. How can i get it back to looking like the image on the right. its driving me crazy

@baggypantsman Fake math times equals classic Koko bit.

@Chadakyo Stop flailing around. Keep your arms and legs inside the goon vehicle at all times.

Breaking a plate while gooning is terrifying. One minute ur nutting and the next ur sh'ing ur pants.

Currently, this one crelly pose idea i drew when doing the WIP for deme is calling to me like a green, moldy, green goblin mask, asking me to do some of the most heinous shit, butttt imma keep its relatively SFW, and imma do it AFTER i do a mulipiece for Cweamcat (Milk)

@o_sneedy @CobaltMine68062 I played Action Quake 2 when I was young, it had everything. I never found anything that satisfying again.

@CobaltMine68062 Somebody jumping through the air should have the same accuracy because jumping through the air is fun and shouldn't be punished

Movement based spread is genuinely one of the worst features in first person shooters. It should not exist outside of tactical games

@LaynaLazar I love the dynamics: Layna/Cotton asks TMI question. Crelly eagerly answers. Initial shock followed by Koko degrading and bickering. No one else answers. Everyone gets distracted. All make slurping noises.

TOOTIE PIES HAVE MADE MY HEART GROW TEN TIMES IN SIZE AND HEAL ALL WOUNDS I LOVE THESE LADIES

@T3chFalcon The AI ouroboros. The evangelization phase is over, big tech has become its own victim.

The reason is quite hilarious 😂😂. Microsoft put $50 billion into Anthropic. FIFTY billion dollars. they are a Project Glasswing partner. Fable 5 runs inside Azure. Microsoft sells Claude to its own enterprise customers through Microsoft 365 and GitHub Copilot. and they won't let their own employees use it. here's why. under Anthropic's new Mythos-class data retention policy, every prompt you type and every response you get is stored for 30 days. automatically. no opt out. if their safety classifiers flag anything in your session, anything, they keep it for up to two years. you don't get told when that happens, what was flagged or who can see it. Microsoft employees paste confidential contracts into these things. customer data. internal roadmaps. acquisition strategies. legal documents. source code. all of it sitting on Anthropic's servers for 30 days minimum. flagged sessions for two years. so the company that invested $50 billion looked at that policy and told its staff: actually hold on. other Claude models still work internally. under Zero Data Retention rules. the normal ones are fine. just not the most powerful one they helped fund. and one more thing. the Pentagon listed Anthropic as a supply chain risk in March and banned defense contractors from using its products. Microsoft funds Anthropic. sells Anthropic's models. runs them on Azure. helped build the most powerful one. won't let employees use it. the Pentagon won't let defense contractors near it. the safeguard that makes Fable 5 safe enough to release publicly is the same safeguard that lets Anthropic keep your data for two years. the guardrail is a data retention policy. but you can use it. it's in your browser right now. 🌚 have fun.

@Sorb3tStan Next week there will be a "Looking for a loan?" partnership button right below it.

are you kidding me

@Candlecub Not moo drawing time?

@cweamcat There's so much more to learn on fossil fuels alone. *Points at the GAS sign* That's short for GASOLINE.

im an adult woman in my twenties and today i just found out that petrol is short for petroleum

@CovfefeChan I decided not to follow anymore content that has the sole purpose of making me enjoy things less.

I was really excited for this game but rage baiters on twitter told me I’m supposed to hate it so idk…

DON'T GET IT TWISTED I'M STILL NOT A BOTTOM

@CultureCrave He should lose a little health every time he puts out his claws (and then regenerate).

First look at stealth gameplay in Insomniac's 'Wolverine' game 🎮

@jaxonloid Very tiny pitons.

Why does nobody question the fact that bugs can just walk on walls. How can they do that.