Genghis Mike

@MrBlackOG The only way to stay ahead in this game is to have a strategy and never reveal your true intentions.

@Millenial211 @RealMJke Too bad you live in a democracy. Ideal system, maybe ngoja uende mbinguni.

@mpesaconfirmed @RealMJke I shouldn't even ask for things from my MP, that's an ideal system

Says ng'ombe ilipea watoto school bag kama ameeka jina yake Shame on you!

Indian numbering system is so confusing. It's time to adapt to the international system. Because what is 2 Crore?

@CaptainKipkorir Nitampea ndio wale walimpea mara ya kwanza waskie vile sisi tunaskia 😂

Namwombea kura. Je, utampea tena 2027?

So bruh, this is what you call digging your own grave. This is Khaby Lame, the most viral content creator on TikTok and Instagram.He makes videos without speaking and is super famous around the world. In January, a company from Hong Kong called Rich Sparkle bought his personality rights. In return, Khaby Lame got 9,000 crores. But as soon as he got all that money, his wife went to court and filed for divorce. She thought she would get 4,500 crore from alimony. But bro, this guy turned out to be a genius just like Hardik Pandya. He had already put all his property, money, and assets in his father’s name. Khaby Lame had nothing in his own name. So the court said Khaby was a poor man. The court told his wife to give 5 crore to Khaby from her own 10 crore property.

These message should sink into mtu wetu syndrome well well.

In this country everything is either trying to steal or kill you 😭. 1000 ways to harm you!

@John63681549 Taking notes

A man has been exposed by cat🐈 sellers after failing to pay the agreed amount after doing horizontal engineering on them😃😃.

They deserved it those shameles animals 🤣🤣

Hahahahaha wise words!

@KiambuTweep What happened to freedom of speech and freedom of expression

She has apologised, ni Kama NFDs zote ziko two term. She was making content. Her vote iko kwa Ruto.

@theNyx__ You shouldn't beat a drunk person, just walk away

Man Pees On Floor In Bathroom & Finds Out

@Aboge_27 @Adele_lide @therealantoh They are threatened 🤣

@Adele_lide @therealantoh Let the said lecturers come out then.

Babu kwa sababu. After pursuing Actuarial Science, it was not enough for him; he saw the need to study something that would directly benefit Kenyans. He then went on to pursue Law. The People’s Lawyer! Indeed Bila Babu Taaabu Hii Nairobi imeenda

@lakshyalark What kind of app would you have wanted him to build?

Still can't believe the world's biggest tech YouTuber came up with a wallpaper app 😭

@Onkundi01 Utapata hawana hata ndururu

POV : It's Friday in Kenyan nightclubs

@JameswuodA @RealMJke I've been called worse by much better people.

@mpesaconfirmed @RealMJke You're filled with shit

Huskii Hakuna mkate leo 🤣🤣

Lmao 🤣

@abely_akoth @ntvkenya Itumbo 🤣🤣

@ntvkenya Huyu mama anongezea mtoto shida,atafanya kina itumbo wa target mtoi ndio isemekane ni watu wa Wantam,like they did with the tattoo lady. The woman is putting her child at risk,angeenda tu abadilishe jina

“Wakimuona wanamuita Ruto must go,” Mtoto aliyepewa jina la William Ruto akabiliwa na uhasama zurl.co/6HJ5V

@ntvkenya Amekua Wantam pia yeye 🤣🤣🤣

@ChiefKabui @RealMJke You have the judicial service that gets 26 billion per year, you have a leader who has violated Public Finance Management Act (2012), Senate Directives and Article 75(1) of the Constitution, yet you come to lament on X, ndo maana mtaandamana mkue bitter na bado ikue 2tam

@mpesaconfirmed @RealMJke After so much deliberation I have come to a conclusion that your mind is like concrete: thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.