show dog 🦴

23, she/her, professional dog yearning for discipline some hard concepts and really perverted shit ahead mdni, you will be blocked

@ROTT3NDOG im so normal about this (lying)

showed some friends this account apprehensively, worried they would judge me or something for it.... but instead, they started feeding me more ideas to post haha

@Roselk7 just think of it like a nice, sleepy hug to calm your restless brain :3

@muttzzle Tbh not much one for choking but ive been so sleep deprived and horny that this sounds absolutely devine

owner who softly chokes you out when you have trouble falling asleep <3 shh, that's it puppy, just focus on the nice warm feeling of his arms wrapped around your neck.. im sure you'll be dreaming bout him shortly 🐶💤

shh, quiet pup. i know that it's late and im sure that you have very, very important things to do in the morning. but really, what's more important? me, or them? thats my smart puppy! good dog! now get to your Place and open up that sweet lil maw for me, mkay? we can sleep later

@irllambgirl thanky :)

@muttzzle nooo omg i love mutt in theory, i just know i hate it irl. love your post very cool and fun

what do you like to be called the most during praise? curious to know you pups' opinions

okay pathetic puppies and devoted handlers, im gonna clock in now. see you all after work :) if you'd like, toss me something to chew on while I'm gone: zaqa.net/muttzle

@irllambgirl surprisingly, not the first time ive heard this!! ive been using 'mutt' a lot since it's my personal fav, but ill tone it down a lil and try these alternatives :)

@muttzzle i hateee mutt but not bitch which is much more actually offensive

@a_hiding_person @SapphicDog i think you're both geniuses, gonna have to think about using both of those more 🐶💭

@SapphicDog @muttzzle Absolute truth, nuke. But also, the terms of affection said in an insulting way are pretty damn good, too.

really like the idea of forcing your bitch to wear a uniform at home. lil ears, bushy plug tail, a collar, and maybe some other accessories like a harness or bell forcing them to wear it @ home 24/7, no matter what. cold? cmere, ill hold you. guests coming over? sorry, puppy.

i don't care if it's embarrassing. you're *his* property, and he can treat you however he damn well pleases

owner who cums down your shirt before you leave for work/class, so all you can think about all day is him. just marking you up while you're out so that no one else even thinks about bringing you home. just trying to protect you, puppy

making your stupid bratty dog wake and bake every single day until they forget how to think <3 how are they going to question your commands now?

he's just making sure you won't even remember what you did together or how you got there, by the time morning comes. just simply letting you wake up abruptly in your new life

going out for drinks with your friends, not even realizing that the sweetest one-- the one who keeps buying you round after round, just to "congratulate you on getting past a hard week"-- has every intention of making you sleep leashed to a post in his cold, cold basement tonight

gn puppies ❤️ hope you all find a nice warm lap to sleep on

hearing your owner say the word "Place." and dropping to your knees in front of him faster than your brain can even comprehend what happened you realize you're in public. people are staring. you're mortified. you see a sick grin spread across his face he has never been prouder.