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pauleywannacracker
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@nocrackers30
Basically, what Ryan Gosling would look like if he were always sick with the flu. 🇺🇸🇵🇱🇺🇦 🇮🇱 🏳️🌈♥️ #WhiteSox ⚾ [email protected]
Illinois, USA Присоединился Nisan 2017
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To be truly fluent in English,
you must know your shits
Dogshit: Very poor quality
Bullshit: Not true
Horseshit: Nonsense
Apeshit: Rambunctious
Batshit: Insane
Chickenshit: Cowards
Ratshit: Poor quality
No shit: Obviously
Holy shit: Unbelievable
Hot shit: Very good
Dipshit: Total dumbass
Tuff shit: Take it or leave it.
Jack shit: Nothing
The shit: Perfection
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@Sam_Phalen Charlotte's gonna need starters after Hagen, Noah, & Tanner get called up, though.
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New #WhiteSox LHP Doug Nikhazy.
26 years old. Funky lefty that gets a ton of whiffs.
2nd rounder by Cleveland back in 2021. Curious if they transition him to a long relief role with the deep rotation in Charlotte.
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Remember folks, she came to this country on an Einstein genius visa, lol.
Art Candee 🍿🥤@ArtCandee
Melania Trump struggles to read a children’s book to kids at the White House Easter Egg Roll. Embarrassing.
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@Socdem_Michael @KeithOlbermann Ownership almost signed Aaron Judge.
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@KeithOlbermann This isn’t a coaching issue. The roster is very mid and they have a rough schedule to start the year. Ownership refused to spend like the big boy franchises, so they have an 80 win ceiling.
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I hate to break this to SF Giants fans - who are some of my favorite people - but Tony Vitello is not a major league manager and being a fringe Hall of Fame candidate does not make Buster Posey a baseball genius. It's gonna be a long year🤦🏼♂️
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@7Veritas4 @leebee4life Teddy Roosevelt said that first quote.
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Famous Wartime quotes by US presidents:
“Do what you can, with what you have, where you are." - Washington
“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." - FDR
"A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on." - Truman
“Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall” - Reagan
“Open the fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah” - the crazy one
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The only word in this tweet I understand is 'grandparents.'
Casual Thursday@CasualThursday
My favorite part of every wedding is the table of grandparents in the back politely listening to sweat drop down my balls skeet skeet motherfucker as they wait for sparkler time.
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Sharing this because not everybody has a Dad to teach them this stuff
Redd@ReddCinema
EVERYONE THIS IS HOW YOU READ YOUR TIRE SIZE. 🚨🚨🚨🚨
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Because of all the life insurance checks people cash after the unvaxxed die prematurely?
Marlin, Esq@nostalgiafkninc
Unvaxxed Americans are, in the truest sense, worth more than vaccinated Americans.
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@_MissLeandra The only word in this tweet I understand is pussy.
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