Norman Ⓜ️

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Norman Ⓜ️

@normalmethhead

just kidding around.

Larp City Присоединился Şubat 2016

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Norman Ⓜ️@normalmethhead·15 Eyl

Vibe Check

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Eggy@2eggwhite·1h

*Walter Bloomberg@DeItaone

SHIPS LOADED WITH LNG AND STUCK IN THE MIDDLE EAST ARE LOSING PRODUCT TO EVAPORATION- MITSUI O.S.K LINES SAYS

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Norman Ⓜ️@normalmethhead·1h

Been watching this for a while

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Καλός@realKalos·3h

"Strait of Hormuz? See these fingers? That's how tight it is. *changes to fist* And this is an average Marine cock. Now imagine 5000 of these. Lethal fisting power. Yeah. Let's just say the Strait won't be that *straight* anymore. Get it? Because we're gonna fuck it. In the ass."

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Norman Ⓜ️@normalmethhead·1h

My uber driver is still here

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Norman Ⓜ️@normalmethhead·5h

No it because there fake as hell

Yalda@Adlaycheeki

The Chinese make better science fiction than the west because they're a nation of dreamers

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aitch@happy_honeyboy·5h

A woman driver just picked up my doordash order so I cancelled it.

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Norman Ⓜ️@normalmethhead·7h

I thought ice was fully funded in the big beautiful bill

Josh Hawley@HawleyMO

If there is some DHS “deal,” I will offer an amendment to FULLY fund ICE

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Not Jerome Powell@alifarhat79·1d

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Norman Ⓜ️@normalmethhead·7h

Sum are saying 25oo troops arrive at the straight of Hormuz

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Marcmywords@Marcmywords2·3 Mar

My timeline is just a collection of people you’d never put on speakerphone.

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Will Stancil’s Zippy 2011 Honda Fit@centristpeater·9h

🚨 Barack Obama calls Israel “unfairly maligned” because of Palestine conflict, highlighting its diversity and strong gay rights record: “They would kill me in Palestine.”

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Norman Ⓜ️@normalmethhead·9h

The future is here

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Norman Ⓜ️@normalmethhead·17h

@otis25u512gb I eat them every night killing my diet

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Ayatollah baseball Őtis@otis25u512gb·19h

I invented tater tots

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R A W S A L E R T S@rawsalerts·19h

🚨#BREAKING: Before retiring, former Patrol Chief Gregory Bovino stated that he had developed a plan to deport nearly 100 million people from the United States.

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coolbaby Kemper@crisping_lover·19h

We used to call her "Smiley" Cyrus, because she was totally loco and a down ass foo. Reliable friend.

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Cunt Safari: Go@NeverRapes·20h

Repost if you love chicken wings

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Norman Ⓜ️@normalmethhead·23h

@clark1927 With lips like that, who could resist

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JackClark1927@clark1927·1d

Arkansas freshman star Darius Acuff Jr. has landed a signature shoe with Reebok, becoming the first NCAA men’s athlete to receive one from a major U.S. brand while still in college, Reebok’s head of basketball, Jide Osifeso, tells ESPN.