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Присоединился Nisan 2020
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🙅‍♂️ Are you gonna be around for the All-Hands Meeting at 6PM today?
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👱 Just a friendly reminder not to leave dishes in the sink. Your mom doesn’t work here, Kenneth!
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👩‍🦲 Are you all caught up on The Bachelor? Original!
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🙋‍♂️ Happy Hour is at 5:30p today at the ol' standby: Incalculable Bishop. (Don’t invite Jeffrey, obv)
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💁‍♀️ A little bird told me Brittany was drinking at work today...
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👨‍🦰 Can you ask Richard to re-send the Zoom invite link?
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👴 TWO HOURS of traffic to drive to the office today...can you believe it, Sarah??
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👩‍🦰 A little bird told me John was drinking at work today...
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👨‍🦰 Did you hear Elizabeth’s plan for the Mejia account? One word: Impressive.
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🙍‍♀️ Michael HATES Steven right now...wtf happened!?
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💁‍♂️ Think it’s cool if I bring my pet hyena to the office?
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👩‍🦰 Wow, did you bring this weather back with you from Kansas??
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👨 Printer jammed again. Can you grab Travis to fix it? They always fix the printer.
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🧔 Think it’s cool if I bring my pet ape to the office?
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👩‍🦳 Do...do you think I have a chance with Sara?? 🤞 Thinking of asking 'em out.
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