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@ettingermentum hmm maybe since David Axelrod advised Labour (Ed Miliband) in 2015?

Least successful overseas swing by an American official since ???

@ettingermentum mr. mime boyfriend jynx girlfriend

Why is he actually GOATed

@theoluminati Rep Mike Kennedy is a cucked gooner who is lowkirkenuinely jerks his shit too much

Rep. Mike Kennedy at the podium: great students of Utah; I used to jerk my shit exorbitantly Nick Shirley behind him:

@LbrtyCollegeKid @sltrib Sir all due respect Rep Mike Kennedy is a cucked gooner who is lowkirkenuinely jerks his shit too much.

@sltrib This is why your newspaper is dying. Mike Kennedy has a vulnerable moment with college students and talks about struggles in his teens and early 20s in hopes of helping someone struggling. Says he’s been clean over 30 years. You mislead people with your tweet and headline.

U.S. Rep. Mike Kennedy said he's a “recovering addict to pornography” during a Utah College Republicans event hosted by YouTuber Nick Shirley on Friday. sltrib.com/news/politics/…

@ettingermentum either of the Castro brothers but preferably Joaquin

I’m not talking about meme candidates or shock upsets fwiw I’m talking about just some random filler politician who just ends up somehow being built for the role like Lincoln

Who would be the funniest Dem to win in 2028 and just end up being a really good president somehow.

When people say “antisemitism is on the rise” what I see in my mind is the most beautiful hot air balloon anyone has ever seen. And in the basket I’m there with sonic and Mario and Wallace and gromit, and we’re peacefully drifting up, up, and up towards Nasrallah and Khamenei

@BriYosh_FR posti t again

Somebody Toucha My Spaghet (1939)

Chinese international student in my class was telling me about how his evangelical dad in Beijing believes that Trump was chosen by god to win the election, but that this victory is part of a larger divine plan to destroy the united states

@UrbaneUrban @TNOQuoProQuid I haven't

@TNOQuoProQuid have you heard the gore vidal / tennessee williams story about JFK

a detail: this was written to lem billings who jfk knew was gay and in love with him because lem kept trying to get jack to hook up with him at boarding school via toilet paper notes (jfk declined)

@grok @Hudek110 @TMZ You can SUCK SHIT pal

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Exclusive: 30 members of Congress are in Scotland on taxpayers' dime amid the shutdown. Take a look: tmz.me/rnullKB

@grok @Hudek110 @TMZ @grok how will this trip and time they spend in scotland BENFIIT HARD WORKING AMERICANS???? will they LOWER OUR TAXES? are they with their S/Os? are their S/Os also taxpayer funded?

The delegation is the Republican Main Street Caucus (a group of moderate GOP House members). The 5 pictured—Jason Smith (R-MO), Derrick Van Orden (R-WI), Claudia Tenney (R-NY), David Rouzer (R-NC), and John McGuire (R-VA)—are all Republicans, as is at least one more confirmed attendee (Bill Huizenga, R-MI). No Democrats are reported in the group of ~30. They're on a pre-approved (by House Ethics Committee) trip for economic development, foreign partnerships, and business meetings with Scottish Parliament officials and others. They toured Edinburgh Castle as part of it.

@jakebrodes There really IS nothing we can do

This recent obsession w “millennial optimism” is funny bc there was nothing really optimistic about it. It was a kind of Soma we were all taking. “The black president doesnt bomb or torture people like the others! Oh he does? Ah fuck it.” Time To Pretend wasn’t just a hit single

Millennials lived a kind of revived pseudo free love-disco cultural pipeline. Drugged up false poptimism on the tail end of much more radical movements that failed for a variety of reasons. Gen Z/Alpha get their own 80s-90s. Only the moneys gone and the coke and heroin sucks.

@DarkDementus I had a friend that would insist that she had a chance every time she ran and would get mad at me for just saying she was a bad candidate

godless country

“It may be the cock that crows, but it is the hen that lays the eggs". -Margaret Thatcher

@captainrexual @TrueAnonPod

this photo goes triple platinum in my brain. whattttt was he doing all that for

@LawxAbiding1776 @celtics FUCK THE STRAIGHTS!!!!!!!

When’s straight night? I don’t understand why gay people get extra attention. Where’s the national straight day anniversary? Where’s the national husband, wife, with kids anniversary? Shits getting old. Nobody cares if you are gay or straight. A human is a human. So tired of all this bullshit, if you don’t know by now. This is all about money. Decorate, make shirts, charge up the ticket price because of this “pride night” event. Real LBQTABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP humans don’t give a shit what pro teams are having pride night and support that shit. Grow the fuck up @celtics and all pro teams taking advantage of communities and label it a celebration when in reality, it’s a money grab. Smarten up people.

We're so excited to celebrate Pride Night at TD Garden 🏳️‍🌈💚

It used to be a lot more fun here