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He’s ready to obliterate your stock portfolio 📈 Prestige Money Miser Mordekaiser proves greed is good on Patch 26.7.

ARAM: Mayhem now has set bonuses for augments. Grabbing 4 of the same augment sets will now have a bonus effect. There are 7 sets on launch: Deathknell: ⁠• Augments: Clown College, Final City Transmit, Self Destruct, Dive Bomber ⁠• Set Bonus: Reduce your death timer. Firecracker: ⁠• Augments: Fan the Hammer, Magic Missile, Critical Missile, Light ‘em Up, Typhoon, Twin Fire ⁠• Set Bonus: Shoot additional Firecracker missiles that bonus to nearby enemies. High Roller: • Augments: Transmute Chaos, Transmute Prismatic, Transmute Gold, Pandora’s Box, Stats on Stats on Stats, Stats on Stats, Stats ⁠• Set Bonus: Minions have a chance to drop a Stat Anvil on death Stackosaurus Rex: ⁠• ⁠Augments: Infinite Recursion, Master of Duality, Tap Dancer, Tank Engine, Soul Eater, Quest: Steel Your Heart, Phenomenal Evil, Shrink engine, Upgrade Hubris, Slap Around ⁠• Set Bonus: Gain a percentage of extra stacks on champion abilities, augments, and items Wee Woo Wee Woo: • Augments: Windspeaker’s Blessing, I'm a Baby Kitty Where is Mama, Upgrade: Sword of Blossoming Dawn, All for You, Critical Healing, Sonata, First-Aid Kit ⁠• ⁠Set Bonus: Gain movement speed and heal/shield power for allies below 50% health. Fully Automated: ⁠• Augments: Prom Queen, Quantum Computing, Ok Boomerang, Sonata, Divine Intervention, Self Destruct, Frost Wraith, Firefox • Set Bonus: Your autocasts have reduced cooldowns and scale with your ability haste. Archmage: ⁠⁠⁠• Augments: Overflow, Mind to Matter, Buff Buddies, Juiced, Ocean Soul ⁠• ⁠Set Bonus: Whenever you cast a spell, refund another random spell by a percentage of the cast spell’s cooldown Make it Rain: ⁠• ⁠Augments: Goldrend, Heads Up, Cupcake!, Donation, Red Envelopes, From Beginning to End, Upgrade: Immolate, Upgrade: Collector ⁠• ⁠Set Bonus: Increase gold from augments and kills Snowday: ⁠• ⁠Augments: Biggest Snowball Ever, Golden Snowball, Snowball Upgrade, Pinball Snowball, Snowball Roulette ⁠• ⁠Set Bonus: Snowballs gain extra haste and deal more damage

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