✱ Chainsmoker ✱

‼️ Meet Devesh aka IDISSEVERYTHING, he used an exploit to gain unauthorized access to a screener company, then downloaded the latest Avatar movie and leaked it. He was also sentenced in 2016 for breaching NFL's Twitter account. And tweeting with it. From his home IP address 🤡🧵

So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just cum over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin pussy jelly. Scientists were like "holy shit, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science" So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin pussy jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's dick, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into fucking cumming. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and i know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where i can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and just fucking cum myself to death.

Jennifer Lopez with her 17 year old son, Max Muniz, during an outing in Beverly Hills 😍

my blue collar boyfriend told me most of his coworkers refuse to eat pussy bc they think it’s “gay”

ohnePixel just set a German Record for most '67's in 20 seconds 💀 Pushing 40 btw