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PRESH JAY
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PRESH JAY
@preshjay000
🎨 Graphic & Crypto Designer Creating visuals that attract attention and build impact 🚀 Learning. Creating. Growing daily. DM for collaborations & creative pro
Nigeria Присоединился Aralık 2025
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Good night to my unknown ex😘💤
Gn mutuals!
We go again tomorrow🥰🥰🥰

StarGirl 🦅💕🦋@Glowreelord
“I haven’t even spent any minute of my life with anyone for them to start calling me Ex.” I Don’t Have A Single “EX” Have I had anything to with anyone in the past or present? 👂👇
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If Nigeria was a phone, which phone would it be?
Me: it would be a heavily modified Android that somehow still works despite every warning message imaginable:
Battery: 100% at 8 AM, 12% by 8:15 AM. Because nothing lasts.
Charging: Requires constant connection to a generator accessory sold separately.
Software updates: Promised every year, never installed.
Network: Shows full bars but "No Internet Connection."
Storage: 256GB, but 250GB is occupied by corruption.zip.
Security: Face ID works for everyone except the owner.
RAM: 16GB of potential, 15GB used by "Loading..."
Temperature: Overheating since 1960.
Camera: Can spot oil from space but can't find potholes on the road.
Voice Assistant: Every question gets answered with, "We are working on it."
App Store: 90% betting apps, 10% rice delivery.
Warranty: Expired during the last administration.
Repair Status: Technician keeps saying, "Bring it tomorrow."
Best feature: Survives things that would permanently break any other phone.
Overall rating:
★★★★★ for resilience
★☆☆☆☆ for user experience.
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@UUchechukw43289 my friend here oo don they kill somebody pikin oo
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@SalmaBaloch88 @ZrumbeshEnglish Is these news related to country frustration
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