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plz dont expect much from me or take anything i say seriously im just an egirl addicted to spam posting

gen z girls dont even bother talking to guys their own age, theyd rather go slurp up fat loads in the school parking lot from older pervs they meet on the internet

if ur man is MIA today it’s so over ur cooked just focus on urself queen

Life is too short not to be giving dads bjs for Father’s Day

encouraging my daughter to befriend the shy ones so I can help them grow up when they come over to visit

Woke up to the best fathers day gift ever from my kiddo, her virgin horny cunt

I once dated a woman with BPD who threw a prosecco bottle at my head (I dodged that shit) and told me to get out, so naturally I prepared to vacate the premises but before I could she grabbed a knife and threatened to plunge it into her heart if I left. God I miss her.

@h0ldstill ur so right

@prndolly Stick with men bby

boys r weirrdd

dadbf who controls my life. what i wear. what i eat. when i get to eat. if i even get to eat. who i talk to. i just wna be controlled. ^᪲᪲᪲

codependency is when two people want to be the captive. if one person wants to be kidnapped and the other wants to be the captor then that's called true love.

men unbuckling their belts is so so hot

ive lowkey become exactly like the guy that ruined my perception of love and im kinda fine with it. kudos demon

This is soo hot 🫠 nsfwtwt

he ruined me forever now i cry when i cum

fathers day weekend :D

‘people you may know’ and it’s your boyfriend girlfriend.

me 2 no sex til i get a ring 💯😚

i wanna see gabriel from love island do it ^^