Tom Chittenden

The amount of money about to be poured into anti Mamdani ads is going to be legendary

0.8% of New Yorkers pay for 41% of the total income taxes collected... The largest government revenue source. Find out how great NYC is when the actual tax base moves down to Palm Beach.

Why does NYC even have a primary if we have ranked choice voting. Waste of time and energy.

Const members and variables are an admission of failure. If you send me a PR with a const member I will assume you lack the self control to stop yourself from overriding that member.

Simultaneously existing across 4 time zones because everything is broken. In pacific time Slack thinks I’m in mountain time Work dev box thinks I’m in central time Work pc thinks I’m in eastern time

In the trenches at work today Shoes and socks got wet on the commute and won’t dry and this is basically what WW1 must have felt like

no shit

Asked 4o to show me what my living room would look like with a large birds of paradise plant. Looked good so ended up buying one. Turned out uncannily similar to the 4o rendering. 🤯🤯🤯

why is no one on twitter talking about this

i loathe tiny transactional “venmo me $9 for covering lunch” culture no i’m gonna pay for you this time, you’re gonna pay for me next time, and it’s all gonna come out in the aggregate of our long and storied friendship

Hear me out a country music halftime show next

@vnlicecrm1 hmm

You can just tell when someones never had a job that made them mop

lets go C bros, we're back baby

i got a co2 monitor to improve my air quality to improve cognitive performance but it turns out my house has very good circulation and co2 is always low even with closed windows & doors the cognitive performance just is what it is

NAH IT LOOKS LIKE TRUMPS SIDE PROFILE WE ON GOD LIVE IN A SIM.

Evacuating some of the wealthiest neighborhoods in America in a state that has normalized shoplifting for over a decade will be fine, right?

Can’t think of a better example of idiotic modern government policy. “Cap prices and ignore the cause.” ibtimes.co.uk/state-farm-thr…

“Why do you care? How does this affect you?”

this is INCREDIBLE, congestion pricing is already working wonders traffic at 1:30PM on the average Sunday vs today Holland Tunnel: 27 mins ➡️ 9 mins Lincoln Tunnel: 10 mins ➡️ 3 mins Williamsburg Bridge: 11 mins ➡️ 6 mins