@clhubes When my son was about 2 1/2 I said “I really love you” and he said “I really love Lighting McQueen”
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Rachel Bennett
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Rachel Bennett
@rabennett77
Once described as “able to be mellifluously hectoring.” RN, screw top porch pounder. I like nerds & my sense of humor is my strongest muscle. She/her 💕💜💙
Присоединился Aralık 2012
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Rachel Bennett ретвитнул
It's kind of incredible that Barack Obama can be one of the best political speakers we've seen this century and still not be the best speaker in his own family.
tré easton@treeaston
my god. just…my god.
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Man I missed a real opportunity for my 40th birthday on Sunday to have photos of me taken while I do this with a whole plate of garlic bread.
Positive Side of 𝕏@positivesideofx
She went all in on that cake 🤣🤣🤣
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I have a bit of beef with the other fans of IASIP who don't realize that Dennis is the funniest character. 😂 He is by leaps and bounds to me
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Rachel Bennett ретвитнул
@heywardboyce @michaelharriot Come on now. We have a lot of great restaurants in town.
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@michaelharriot 1. Charlottesville, VA.
2. Gas station.
3. Quest bar.
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Someone comes to your city for the 1st time. You have to recommend 1 meal that most represents your city. (Not necessarily THE BEST restaurant, but a place that defines your city’s taste & culture)
1. What city are you in?
2. Where do you send them?
2. What should they order?
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@nachomamarn @rabennett77 You won't have to imagine much longer
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Babe wake up. A new insane RFK Jr story just hit.
Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼@DrewPavlou
RFK Jr took his daughter down to the beach with a chainsaw to cut off the head of a beached whale. They “bungee-corded” the head to the roof of the family minivan and he forced his kids to put plastic bags on their heads so that “whale juice” wouldn’t get in their mouths and eyes. This guy is insane. Keep him the fuck away from animals
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@rabennett77 I can't imagine putting a fucking bag over my kids head so I can take home a whale head.
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@TheFlowerShow @rabennett77 and I would buy this in a heartbeat. Get it.
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Found this piece on market place.
It’s really unique and looks hand made ?!?
What do you think 🤔? Too much or just a perfect?!?
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Rachel Bennett ретвитнул
"childless woman" is such an 19th-century-ass insult. what else you got. do I render inferior tallow? do my cabbages grow pale and blemished? does the quality of my sock-darning bring shame upon my father's name?
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Bless this woman. This is amazing.
Women Posting W's@womenpostingws
this woman runs a charity where she does deep cleans for people who need help and can't afford it--the before & after made me gasp
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THE SPEED AT WHICH YOUR DOCTOR MOVES IS NOT SOMETHING I CAN CONTROL.
I can sometimes influence, at best. Screaming at nurses and then being well-behaved for the MD is super common and super gross. You are not a nice person.
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@ohnonotjames @nachomamarn Except… i feel like you’d choose something better than everclear
But yes, you are the winner.
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I married the "Ali" of this group. @rabennett77 can testify to this. 🤣🤣
Soul Talk, MSW@OpenOfficeHrs
Omg 😂😂😂 They all put in different drinks before taking the shot and I’m dying at the end 😂
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@nachomamarn @lori_socal @clhubes This is right up there with his first experience with vomiting at age 4 “this is disgusting! I do not choose this!” as one of my favorite things he has said.
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@lori_socal @clhubes My friend's (@rabennett77 ) son said "This mess doesn't know me!" one time while he was playing at my house and we cracked up.
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