Tyrannosaurus Raxorst escaped from jurassic park

Account intro ig Hi I’m Raxorst I guess you can call me rax idk it’s not very nickname-able… My interests are drag race, glee, horror, avatar, video games and more. I post about literally anything so there’s not much plot but don’t be afraid to say hello and yap!

@JustCaleHere__ I’m gonna put some close friends but not too many people, I don’t like deleting miis and only really put in friends I think would enjoy updates on what they’ve been up to

Do people just not put like friends and family on islands anymore?

@hilsonyurilover Forever blessed that I fell in love with Ralts the first time I saw it and that gardevoir is just so beloved

why do i even bother seeing if there’s merch of my favourite pokemon

@hilsonyurilover Do you want me to make you art for it?

@ahsokaskyber Real

I wish I had enough followers so I could say "ryland grace" and 100 people would reply "real"

@hilsonyurilover Do your work, I’m serious

@raxorst i may be relearning my country capitals instead 😬

i need to do my assessment but since i’ve still got 11 hours to finish it and i know it won’t take me that long my brain won’t let me but it also won’t let me do anything other than doomscroll so i can’t even watch merlin or something in the meantime

life is too short to be missing out on great movies just cause no one wants to come with you

@hilsonyurilover Makes sense, you are not the best catcher 😔

@raxorst yeah i think i lost the ball lmao

bone apple teeth!

@hilsonyurilover I made my move the ball was in your court 🤷‍♀️

@raxorst says the girl who didn’t talk about making out in her bed for a year after it happened 🙄

@hilsonyurilover I asked you to recreate the love Simon Ferris wheel scene Jessica. That’s not oblivious, that’s blind

@raxorst can’t a girl be oblivious anymore goddamn 😔

@hilsonyurilover I WAS NOT EVEN BEING SUBTLE!!!

@raxorst literally was us at the easter show

@hilsonyurilover Tbh with the rate you take hints someone would have to make us kiss

@raxorst we’re clearly more charden 🙄 this could be us (except for the part where dee kinda made them kiss not that though…)

@raxorst yeah that’s exactly what i said

@hilsonyurilover What I’m hearing is we should kiss instead

@raxorst there’s no “i” in charlie kirk but there is a “we”. because WE are charlie kirk

@hilsonyurilover I am Charlie Kirk

@raxorst i’m gonna kirk you

@hilsonyurilover You were literally on call with me when you replied

@raxorst i’m reporting you for cyber bullying :(

@hilsonyurilover Repenting for your sins

@raxorst how else do i get my organs all clean?

new concoction coming soon!

@hilsonyurilover I love you but it looks like you cooked a bar of soap

@raxorst i would make such a great housewife imagine coming home from a long hard day at work and being greeted by this 🩷