Steven Clark

I'm doing stand up at Drygate on the 7th June for charity. Raising money for Crohn's and Colitis UK and Palestine Action. If you can afford to donate a few quid, it'll mean I'm not humiliating myself for nothing: givestar.io/gs/ultra-comed…

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Strap in little buddy, you're in for a show.

@nottodayyoubum @willmenaker *basement jaxx voice*

I think men like going down on you because they do it in sniper position and probably pretend they are in war or something

Barney Frank looked deceased-coffin protruding-in his grave before funeral. Very very dignified

Gfs bday. Drunk off 7% ipas. Playing golf. Whooping her ass. She's sick. Losing voice. Sounds like fran drescher. Food is mid. I love it. I love it all. I'm at war with everything around me all the time. What other way is there to live brother. Comanche

happy 20 year anniversary to this aol search log

I liked a painting like this and the algorithm started showing me hardcore Japanese porn for three days.

Going on r/boobs and sorting by Top | All Time

I have been singing the ice bag ska banger for the last 24 hours straight

Peak just dropped

I have that movie on VHS and I can picture titties just fine

I’ve started saying “mama”, but in an Elvis way not a gay way

HOOOOOOLY SHIT

who up slamming they bag of yuck

Big pimpin'. 😎

God works in mysterious ways. Like if you spend decades hoarding wealth and destroying the housing market then one day you have to hear your adult son cumming.