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I promised myself that nobody would ever hurt me again then I got distracted for one second and I got hurt. Smh.

@roxie_ug Basheijamwe

Sigwe ataliina ngooye, I’ll roast until you go to Owino and do fresh shopping. Eno dress tujiikoye ku X

Rinse and repeat

Getting over someone by getting under someone else now you need another person to get under so you can maybe get over the one you got under to get over the first guy.

@otebwa @SangKip4 Why do you need two cellphones? Who's hunting you?

@replygirlddb @SangKip4 Oh, i use both

Guys are downgrading from S26 Ultra & S25 Ultra to S24 Ultra

@otebwa @SangKip4 I don't use iphone🙂‍↔️ I'm a Samsung fangirl

@replygirlddb @SangKip4 The base version is always my best, and then the pros for the iOS

@otebwa @SangKip4 I always get the plus because I hate small phones

@SangKip4 @replygirlddb Why would you want a huge phone??

@bamrcus Women being attracted to broken things and obsessed with fixing things.

Junkies always have a girl idk how

@TheSilvapr I explicitly told this guy I'm not going to fuck and I'm not interested. A few moments later he starts telling me we are both adults, like?😭💀

As a woman, whatever convinced you to go to his house, just know he’s expecting sex. Please, don’t act clueless.

@sley_Xk Not if I can get my hands on a pill

her: did you pull out? me: your party days are over darling

@femiiiszn How is that embarrassing? Be kind to yourself, you did nothing wrong.

nothing is more embarrassing than your partner cheating & people knowing about it.

@yay_tunes Get out of my face😒

"No girl has made my friend act like this , he really loves you" You and your friend Dey craze

@Ayomide__koya I could even go commando on my period. Tampons>>>>>>>>>>>>>

This might sound harsh but it needs to be said, how are you wearing a pad on a G-string, and not wearing a tight to secure it and then putting on a short dress in public? My mum entered a bus with someone dressed like that, and the seat got stained. Hr pad got shifted and the bus seat was a mess. My mum literally had to remove her scarf and wrapper and gave her to clean the seat and tie it. That’s not just embarrassing, it’s inconsiderate. Basic hygiene and awareness matter, especially in shared spaces. If she had worn something more secure, this could have been avoided.

Nkaba ningirangu my life is over and I'm gonna die but I didn't 🙂‍↔️

Ndio tushaona

Wired headphone supremacy

@tshianki Can't even blame him, I am pretty mad.

Your ex is somewhere telling his new gf that you were a psycho.

I've never seen my mom shed a single tear. She said as a woman you always have to stay composed. You can't have people getting a rise out of you at will.

@Ms_angella1 Wtf is an Ugandan dpmo

Met an Ugandan who has been staying in a hotel for 3 years.