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@tweetsricochet "Did you girlboss too close to the sun?" is another reference to the Icarus myth...she's a genius, I tell you! 😉

I always find it so laughable whenever people deride the quality of Taylor's songwriting just because she happens to write pop. As if lines like "I stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror" couldn't have just as easily been lifted out of a classic novel

@kjonesy1587 Happy birthday, Keaton! 🎂 🫶🎁🕯🎉🥳

Happy birthday to me!

@venusopalite13 Truly...this man has now surprised her THREE times; Dublin in the middle of her performance of August, this birthday party "end of an era" party, and the engagement. 💍 He has proven he can keep a secret (and so can his friends!)

Eu super acredito que não vai vazar nada do casamento deles pq essa festa aqui a gente só tem foto profissional que foi liberada pelos amigos quando eles deixaram imagina coisa do casamento kkkk

@JasonKelce With the pink shoes! She's going to take the LPGA by storm!! 💗💗

Excited for The Masters this week, so I went out to the driving range with Wy last night. It was her first time swinging a real club, and she killed it. She also won closest to the pin, getting her a Mint Chocolate chip ice cream in a waffle cone. She’s hooked

@MikeBales Always! And they typically get the last smooch since they follow me to the door!!

If you always tell your dog “I’ll be right back” before leaving the house, I want to be your friend.

Timeline cleanse Reply with your fav Taylor gif I miss having them all saved and want to book mark this for later

@bailey4047 This man's peripheral vision needs to be studied, on and off the field!

I’m extremely parasocial over the fact that he wasn’t even looking and just knew she reaching for his hand 🥹❤️‍🩹

@SubRosaMagick Sometimes, all within an 8 hour work day!! 🤣

Be honest… does ANYONE actually use these words in real life? 🤣 Bamboozled Flabbergasted Discombobulated Shenanigans Cattywampus Lollygag Malarkey Kerfuffle Brouhaha Nincompoop Skedaddle Tomfoolery Flibbertigibbet Pumpernickel

@lolatayvis I have seen a "copycat" of this ring on the front page of EVERY jewelry flyer this year! I don't even remember Princess Diana's ring getting so much attention...

@rlbaber22 I'd add Kanye to that list, too!

The 1975.😈

@cryeyesviolet_ I knew I had seen this clip before...but on the actual broadcast upload on YouTube, this isn't how it goes...which begs the question, can we PLEASE see what was left on the editing room floor? We need to see the outtakes! 🫶♥️💛🏈

“i had her at butthurt” “oh yeah, absolutely. i was like ‘i haven’t heard that since seventh grade, that’s a throwback’” 😭

@KeruboSk Avocado in a raw form. I can't handle texture. Combined with peppers, onions, lime, and spices, I LOVE guacamole!

I didn’t even know this was a thing. Texture vs. taste: have you ever disliked a food purely because of how it feels, even though the flavor was actually good?

@KeruboSk Always! And, I typed it on a typewriter, first draft, from my notes, no revisions.

Millennials are the elite generation because they cranked out 12-page essays the night before they were due. No ChatGPT. No Claude. Just lo-fi beats playing in the background, Black coffee at midnight, footnotes that were somehow correct, and pure delusion. Grade was an A minus. Period.

@ThrillaRilla369 Fortunately, my mother never cooked things we wouldn't eat due to my dad being a VERY picky eater, so we never had anything offensive being served! I do remember my brother didn't like mac and cheese, so he got buttered noodles...but that was the only diversion from the menu.

Be honest because I’m proving a point When you were a child if you didn’t want to eat what your mother made for dinner What happened?

@Chiefs Happy birthday, Coach!! Wishing you a wonderful day today and a fabulous year ahead!

Big day for Big Red 🎂 Happy birthday, Coach!

@whoistayvis My husband still eats it...but I have grown up and moved on to Land O Lakes White American. 🤣

I have recently discovered I am the only one of my friends that still eats Kraft American cheese. I had no idea it’s something you stopped eating as an adult. I am not great at adulting as it is though.

@rlbaber22 ME!! I adore that place! The water is truly the loveliest color ever. Have a fantastic time!

Heading to Grand Cayman tomorrow. Anyone ever been!?

@finallyxlean And, can we talk about the order? ICDIWABH shouldn't come before anything not to mention the cadence of "try.and.come.for. my.job" is ALL wrong! 🤭🫶

the fact that the studio version doesnt sound exactly like this is taking years off my life…

When did you become a Swiftie? I'm a baby swiftie 🫶 2006–2008: Prehistoric Swiftie 2009–2011: Ancient Swiftie 2012–2016: Senior Swiftie 2017–2019: Veteran Swiftie 2020–2022: Junior Swiftie 2023–2025: Eras Swiftie 2026: Baby Swiftie

@JasonKelce That Prime Rib looks perfect! Now, I want prime rib!!

Tell me you’ve never been to Wisconsin without telling me you’ve never been to Wisconsin. That’s Prime Rib hoss