Bob Rubin

@RitaRubin Thanks for the plug! If Netflix lets me do another one, I'll have to put Aliza in it. Hope you and the family are well!

And FWIW, my brother, Bob Rubin, is the comedian who performs in the second half of Oswalt's most recent Netflix special. netflix.com/watch/81209540… Just putting in a little plug for them. Not that Oswalt needs one.

@NiftyNewHandle Be proud!

A Bob Rubin quote just came to my attention, and I was stunned by how similar it was to a joke I'd made in the past. I don't know whether to be proud of myself or worry that I look like a plagiarist.

Is twitter back to full capacity? Is this how you use it? Type words inside the box then hit the Tweet button? Little help?

I used to get fired for going on stage at reduced capacity and now comedy clubs and venues are embracing reduced capacity. I better have another drink and think about this one #livecomedy

Check out this entertaining and brief summertime read. A history of my up and down, almost 40-year comic journey tinyurl.com/y4e4nzrm

@steviegurr Wow, I didn't know that. Sugaree and El Paso, pretty good resume right there. You do the best Sugaree I've ever heard!

@rubetime Strange that everyone can get Netflix free for 30 days?! Did you know Marty Robbins wrote Sugaree?! Adding Hank Ballard did great cover too! These facts came to me long after I heard the Rusty York version, which inspired me to learn and perform the song.

@rubetime you ok Bob?

@steviegurr Yep, still up north. Glad you guys are hanging in. Strange days for sure. Everyone can get Netflix free for 30 days. C'mon! Sug a ree!!

@rubetime We’re hangin’ in as best we can. You still up north? Safe and Sane New Year to you as well!

New diet is going well. Gotta have a cheat meal every now and then, though. Today's my favorite, burger and LSD.

Alllllllright! Congrats @pattonoswalt Killer show and well deserved!

Thank you for the great review @HeliumPresents !!!

Breaking news: Incredible rescue effort underway to save a cat in Toronto. #savefluffythecat youtube.com/watch?v=MXxExi…

@TheWesLawson @netflix @pattonoswalt Thanks for watching my show, Wes. And just for that I'm following now. Everywhere. ;)

Watch Bob Rubin’s @rubetime special on @Netflix. It’s hidden in @pattonoswalt’s new special. Absolutely incredible. What the public needs during these difficult times is for Netflix to give Bob Rubin a TV series where he can do whatever he wants.

Jim Morrison Tickling The Feet Of The Ancient Ones youtu.be/EjUHQyWcbrM via @YouTube

Why is there such a problem with social distancing? Look how far and how many years you've distanced yourself from your inner child.

Partial list of re-openings, effective immediately: Love Tolerance Equality Justice

Who built the triangles? Do dogs know it's Saturday? Do dolphins know we're hurting? Does a toddler know he's vivid? Where's the relevance? Does a peppercorn know it's three o'clock? Which one doesn't belong? We all belong. We're all one.

That's like yelling BAZAAR in a crowded rummage sale. (EDITOR'S NOTE: Part of this tweet is missing. Sorry)

"That's like taking shamrock tweezers to a gunfight." - Empty Bottle Of Whisky